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After dropping out during his freshman year at Caltech, Turtledove attended UCLA, where he completed his undergraduate degree and received a Ph.D. in Byzantine history in 1977. His dissertation was The Immediate Successors of Justinian: A Study of the Persian Problem and of Continuity and Change in Internal Secular Affairs in the Later Roman Empire During the Reigns of Justin II and Tiberius II Constantine (AD 565–582).So I looked up this turtledove character, he has a PhD in Byzantine studies. Why the fuck is a Jew so versed in the eastern Roman empire, the seat of orthodoxy? The definitive Christianity, not all the other breakaway heathens like Catholics and the rest
A 42 year old man said this. The “kids” don’t say this anymore and haven’t in years.
His tiny arms with zero triceps and weak shoulders always make me laugh. A Home gym only works if you work out, child. He’s really turned into Rosie O’Donnell.
So I looked up this turtledove character, he has a PhD in Byzantine studies. Why the fuck is a Jew so versed in the eastern Roman empire, the seat of orthodoxy? The definitive Christianity, not all the other breakaway heathens like Catholics and the rest
Following the outbreak of a Jewish revolt against the Byzantine emperor Heraclius, the Sasanian Persians were joined by the Jewish leaders Nehemiah ben Hushiel[6] and Benjamin of Tiberias, who enlisted and armed Jewish rebels from Tiberias, Nazareth and the mountain cities of the Galilee as well as from other parts of the southern Levant, after which they marched on the city of Jerusalem with the Sasanian military. Some 20,000–26,000 Jewish rebels joined the war against the Byzantine Empire.
I bet he’ll claim to have Covid and can’t go since these types are still requiring masks AND vaccinations.Ooga Booga is probably sweating trying to think what his next excuse will be. Stealing ain't easy folks.
The family name was originally ReptileVulture, cause that's what they were!How is turtledove a Jewish name? It's gotta be a pen name. Why do they hide in plain sight?
Don't forget his ample bosomHis tiny arms with zero triceps and weak shoulders always make me laugh.
A scifi writer claiming he just has to attend this shit in "person" (they're not people) really tickles me. I hope he makes good bank and then gets robbed and killed the next day.
Where's the fun in defending an innocent victim? That's easy mode - a true intellectual has the wisdom and insight to defend the truly despicable among us.The fact this grifting actual groomer who is a danger to others and children is being treated like a victim is disgusting.
Do we have a source on him being a groomer? I'd like to hate the guy even more.The fact this grifting actual groomer who is a danger to others and children is being treated like a victim is disgusting.
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