Another way Paul's mom was mean to him

[captain_kamala]

 

[Harry Powell]

This honestly made me laugh so fucking hard I couldn’t breathe

JESUS PAUL! You are PATHETIC!

“A touch of cruelty”, over a harmless comment she probably didn’t remember saying two seconds later

 

[Harry Powell]

Imagine being this faghot’s relative. Any minor comment or perceived insult, catalogued and brought up for eternity

 

[captain_kamala]

I'm failing to see how being tall would have made him less of an ugly pedo creep.

 

[NoBacon]

The Golden Gate Bridge was built for people like Paul. That you can drive cars across it is a nice bonus.

I’m not advocating for people to kill themselves, just for one very unpleasant pedophile to do it.

 

[captain_kamala]

She didn't even want him in her pic

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

What a pathetic faggot. She made a joke because that what normal people do, especially a mother. Paul of course cried like a little girl over his size 11 feet compared to his short height. My dad is tall but my mom is short so I’m in the middle and it never bothered me but this jackass has to cry about everything.

Also, “safety shoes”? Is everything an issue with this loser?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

She didn't even want him in her pic

There’s something so creepy how Paul buttons every button on his dress shirts without wearing a tie. It’s like he tries extra hard to look awful.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Imagine being this faghot’s relative. Any minor comment or perceived insult, catalogued and brought up for eternity

Im pretty sure even his co-workers know to not even ask him “how are you?” Because it only leads to Paul whining for the next 10 minutes.

 

[chewtoycock]

I was trying to think of the worst thing my mom did to me that I couldn't give less of a fuck about and I stopped at when she stabbed me through my hand with a screwdriver. Paul is such a weiner lol.

 

[captain_kamala]

One time my mom told me I couldn't wear biker shorts and a tank top because my gut was hanging out. It gave me an eating disorder.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

She didn't even want him in her pic

Maryann “the aryan” Weimer

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My mom used to call me a cocksucker when she was pissed off at me. I've never sucked a cock. She had my childhood dog put down without telling me because she didn't want to deal with any "hysterics". She's had me arrested. She tried to murder me with fish bones. She's cold as fuck and she would've made Paul ACTUALLY kill himself. I love my mom.

 

[Harry Powell]

She didn't even want him in her pic

Why is Paul’s mom friends with the singer of Bayside?

 

[gassers]

when she stabbed me through my hand with a screwdriver.

Did it go through fully? How does that even heal?

Anyways thanks for living for our sins.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Stand on a chair so you can grow into your noose, creepy fuck.

 

[King of OnAForums]

Yeah, everyone's life would be better if they were six inches taller too, faggot. Who gives a shit. Play the hand you're dealt and stop whining, you little faggot!

 

[chewtoycock]

Did it go through fully? How does that even heal?

Anyways thanks for living for our sins.

It was just the fleshy part, it sounds worse than it was. We were both more surprised that she did it than me being like uuuh boo hoo or whatever.

 

[Harry Powell]

One time my mom told me I couldn't wear biker shorts and a tank top because my gut was hanging out. It gave me an eating disorder.

She saved your ass that day

 

[Udders]

Paul didn't need to grow into his feet in order to stretch young, unripened assholes.