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Another thing wrong with women (part 75b)

Patrick O'Neal

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Everything has to be special.

You go into a cafe. Let's sit here. - "No, let's sit at this completely identical table, but that I've chosen."

At work. Ok, I'll email it to you. "Actually! Could you er... could you send it to. Let's see. What else could I... Um, yeah. I guess email is ok" (disappointed she couldn't figure out some special way to get the file).

And I could never work in food service. "Could I have a hamburger but with the top bun on the bottom and the bottom bun on the top? How many ice cubes are in the drinks? Six or seven? Ok, could I have five? Oh, and whatever glass it comes in, I'd like it in something different."
 
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