Another ridiculous fat take

[Will Tate]

Sure, Rick. Not every classic rock or hard rock station plays at least one of their songs every hour. Fucking retard. He thinks because he doesn’t see them on his twitter it means they’re no longer popular. Its remarkable how autistic people build completely fake worlds based off only what’s relevant to them.

Piggies Got a Gun
Cyberstalk This Way
Back in the Hovel
OnA Kept a Trollin’
Tweet On

Cryin' (While Screaming at the Police)
Sweet Dopamine
Mama Raven
Big Ten Inch Neckline
Deuces Are Child
Eat the Slop
I Don't Wanna Miss a Meal
Last, Child
Breakin' an Elevator
Nine Bans
Permanent Vacation
Pepperoni in the Cellar
Unused Gym in the Attic
Young Lust
Yes More Yes More
Dream On
Fake It
Block and a Report

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

If we somehow got joe cumia to see this post there's a significant chance we could get him to start mooing about it and get some nice crossover.

 

[starshipretard69]

He does have the worst takes / taste in almost everything.

Hopefully his next take is his own life.

 

[Udders]

I Don't Wanna Miss a Meal
Last, Child
Breakin' an Elevator
Nine Bans
Block and a Report

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

They are as relevant as a band from the 70s could possibly be

 

[Harry Powell]

I don't even know which decade he's referring to. What a fat retard.

Pat is strictly referring to their 90s run after Get a Grip came out. I lived in a tiny Midwest town just like Pat when that album was released. It was FUCKING HUGE.

Of course retard Pat has no knowledge of their entire history before that album.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Pat is strictly referring to their 90s run after Get a Grip came out. I lived in a tiny Midwest town just like Pat when that album was released. It was FUCKING HUGE.

Of course retard Pat has no knowledge of their entire history before that album.

Waynes World 2 came out the same year. He apparently thinks they blew up the same time as grunge.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

His home gym is just a bunch of toys in the attic.

Prostate stimulation doesn’t get you in shape.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Sure, Rick. Not every classic rock or hard rock station plays at least one of their songs every hour. Fucking retard. He thinks because he doesn’t see them on his twitter it means they’re no longer popular. Its remarkable how autistic people build completely fake worlds based off only what’s relevant to them.

Piggies Got a Gun
Cyberstalk This Way
Back in the Hovel
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We p(l)ay the hits here.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Once, I looked up who the highest-selling American groups have been - bands, not individual artists like Michael Jackson or Elvis - and according to Wikipedia (so who knows how accurate it is, but you get the idea) this is the top three:

1) The Eagles
2) Aerosmith
3) Metallica

There's no way they've ever been irrelevant. They're overshadowed by many English groups of the time and bands like AC/DC but they've never gone into obscurity.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Aerosmith could announce a tour tomorrow and sell out arenas in 100 cities by Tuesday.
They've been around for 52 goddamn years. People take their grandchildren to see Aerosmith.
Patrick is no smarter than a simple minded dog, so If he doesn't see it, must not be there.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Once, I looked up who the highest-selling American groups have been - bands, not individual artists like Michael Jackson or Elvis - and according to Wikipedia (so who knows how accurate it is, but you get the idea) this is the top three:

1) The Eagles
2) Aerosmith
3) Metallica

There's no way they've ever been irrelevant. They're overshadowed by many English groups of the time and bands like AC/DC but they're never gone into obscurity.

From Wikipedia:

Aerosmith is the best-selling American hard rock band of all time, having sold more than 150 million records worldwide, including over 85 million records in the United States.

 

[guest]

Fat's knowledge of Aerosmith begins and ends with Mrs Doubtfire.

 

[EraGodless]

There's this obscure track you guys should check out, I Don't Want to Miss a Thing. Ya'll probably haven't heard it yet but this shit slaps!

It's a real banger.

 

[EraGodless]

Aerosmith could announce a tour tomorrow and sell out arenas in 100 cities by Tuesday.
They've been around for 52 goddamn years. People take their grandchildren to see Aerosmith.
Patrick is no smarter than a simple minded dog, so If he doesn't see it, must not be there.

His development is so arrested that he hasn't gotten past the object permanence stage yet.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

For a guy that spends all day on the internet looking to gain relevance with the next viral tweet, he sure is out of touch. Doesn't this retard know how to use Google, or Wikipedia, or leave the hovel to talk to normal everyday folk?

 

[FurBurger]

Breakin' an Elevator

...hoggin' it up when we're going down.

Jesus Christ, my ribs.

 

[VizioDash]

Their current tour (which is postponed atm) has so far grossed over $50 mil and averaged attendance around 15k per with ticket prices of 150-200 a pop. More people go to a single Aerosmith concert than have ever read a single Patrick Tomlinson book.

 

[guest]

Their current tour (which is postponed atm) has so far grossed over $50 mil and averaged attendance around 15k per with ticket prices of 150-200 a pop. More people go to a single Aerosmith concert than have ever read a single Patrick Tomlinson book.

More people go to house shows than have read a rick thomas book

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

As always pig shows he knows nothing about music. They were big in the 70s but fell apart early 80s and was considered dead until Rick Rubin put them with Run DMC. This lead to them having a HUGE comeback in the late 80s that kept them popular until the mid 90s. Then they had their biggest hit for a movie soundtrack in 98 which for a band that started in the early 70s having a huge hit in 98 is impressive even if you don’t like them. They were still putting stuff out in the 2000s and touring. They haven’t had a “new” hit in years but then again it’s almost impossible to be an older artist and have a new hit since groups like Aerosmith are “classic” rock and those stations don’t play new music. They didn’t “disappear” piggy, they’ve just had a very long and successful career, fatty.

For example Billy Joel hasn’t put out new music since the early 90s but still sells out tours including MSG whenever he wants. According to pig Billy Joel “disappeared” because he’s fat and stupid.