Another hot take from Fatso

[guest]

Pat's nipples are so hard there's a pew pew going on 5,000 miles away.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I cant see Fatrick sitting thru a Vietnam flick. He only understands cape shit.

He can’t watch a movie unless it has men in capes with super powers or lightsabers. Mentally he’s 13 years old, he can’t relate or understand any movie meant for adults.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Except Rey’s last name isn’t Skywalker. You see she’s Palestine’s granddaughter. God he even fucked up references to a franchise he masturbates to frequently.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

R/Fatandcuckedinrealtime & R/callBrinTonagainfaggot

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Consumer Pat is the worst Pat. He's the WEF's wet dream.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Consumer Pat is the worst Pat. He's the WEF's wet dream.

YOU VILL FART INTO ZE BLANKET

 

[guest]

It could be the real reason he's so fired up about this is that he believes we are all actually Russian trolls hired to silence his voice.

That's an actual possibility in his head.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Let me put this important fact into pig language:

If Niki's barren vagina is the Death Star's thermal exhaust ports, then Tyrone is Luke flying the plane and his farts are the proton torpedoes.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

It could be the real reason he's so fired up about this is that he believes we are all actually Russian trolls hired to silence his voice.

That's an actual possibility in his head.

Oh yes Comrade, here in Vladivostok, myself, Dmitri, Mikhail and Sergei are having the locker room talk about farting into Niki’s vagine, while we hack Patrick’s Samsung fold. We found many infections in device from gay porn sites, can send the Tor Nodes if interested Comrade. We’re so good and he’s so stupid we hacked his phone after drinking a Litre of Vodka each in an hours time.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Please just release all the nukes.

Release The Prince

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Can't just be an adult with these people huh? It always has to be some movie or show for children. Putin is like Oscar the Grouch and the Ukranian people are all the other residents of Sesame Street

Pat is a snufalufaggot

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

What a fucking faggot. He doesn't even liken it to real world historical shit.

He could've said Putin is like Caligula, a depraved madman destined to be killed by his own people for his greed and excess.

He had to liken it to his star trek bullshit, because that's the only thing he has to compare it to. What a waste of humanity. Fuck everyone who likes, comments or retweets that, too. Fuck em in the ass. And feed em fish heads.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Nice try, Darth Vader child.

No Fatrick, I am your snow mobile racing, bull riding, gun encyclopedia armourer, macho, genius father who totally doesn't feel disappointed in you and your faggotry...

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

No Fatrick, I am your snow mobile racing, bull riding, gun encyclopedia armourer, macho, genius father who totally doesn't feel disappointed in you and your faggotry...

Thomas “Tommy” Tomlinson: FAGGOT

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

I strongly believe he can’t understand or even relate to any movies meant for adults. He believes the world is just good Vs evil and superhero’s vs super villains and the good guys always win.

EXACTLY. Well said. The fat fuck thinks you can run up to a tank, throw paint at it and put molotov cocktails into the engine and you are all good. Tank disabled.
I remember a mate who trained as a two man anti tank crew said you have basically two mins survival rate at max.
Once you fire that missile you havnt much of a chance essentially.
He thinks Russians are just going to sit in their tanks, alone of course... No other soliders or armour around... And havnt access to paper towels or paint thinner or you know... Spare parts and maintenance crews!
If you said to him that anti tank crews have very poor chances of survival when spotted he would say

'wrong child. You use cover and the environment to surprise them and then melt away into the night'.

Well Fatrick what about infantry with machine guns...

'hush infant... You confuse them with zig zag movements, deploy your balloon of paint and then dash away while they are confused'

This is a cunt who gives lectures on child rearing. Who with a straight, fat, face says he isn't fat. Who says that tons of troublemakers just scuttle away quitely when he is around.

He thinks some Ukrainian cooze in a decades old Soviet jet is flying around Kiev and blowing up Russians like fucking Starfox...i bet he imagines she is doing shit like that cobra maneuver and barrel rolls and Top Gun shit... All while virtue signalling hoping that that ghoul Brianna John Walker Wu will see it and offer to suck his cocktail sausage or some nobody, ugly, spinster Sci fi writers will gush at his tweets...
He has made this whole thing all about him again...
And of course if you say 'hey volunteers are needed... Go to Europe' he would be like
'I would if I could child and the Russians wouldn't be in the city very long. I would use aggressive asymmetric warfare and have Spetznaz running to Putin crying. But there is NO way I can join the fight. Be grateful comrades, because I would bring hell with me'

 

[EraGodless]

It could be the real reason he's so fired up about this is that he believes we are all actually Russian trolls hired to silence his voice.

That's an actual possibility in his head.

We're not?

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

We're not?

Eh I thought we were only 2-3 people max, who are mad at him about his tweet over Norm Mcdonald?...im getting like Nikki's sexuality... Confused

 

[PeteRose]

"Let me make this perfectly clear." As if anyone asked for his fat take.

look heres the deal

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

A weapons system that’s not only mobile but can fire off an ordinance that would buckle most buildings is “ineffective” in urban warfare.
What a fucking idiot.

I am surprised Russia hasn’t rolled in the Dragons. Their flamethrower tanks.