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Another Fatrick False Flag?
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I have been doing the return thing to him, and I'll continue doing so
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Most people text their plans to the person they’re working against. At least according to Ricks patented “Cape Shit Black and White” logic.
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Check out the atmospherics, child.
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Fawk, that's almost a HuffPo feature
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He's a little jealous that he's not getting all our attention at the moment
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How’s this work?
Plausible deniability when people send his stupid fucking book back
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Easy with the O&A reference, some of our lurkers may not get it.
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Hope he finds a publisher TBH, would be fun to incorporate new cast members to our lolcow show. The more people he drags into this, the better.
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It's still a retarded idea you FAT FUCK
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It'd be a pretty funny bit if he gets a publishing contract out of pity. They'll show us by agreeing to publish and promote his shitty book that won't sell!
God I love it when other people lose money because they believe in Patrick and his victim noises. Invest financially in Patrick Tomlinson and his genius, it'll never blow up in your face.
God I love it when other people lose money because they believe in Patrick and his victim noises. Invest financially in Patrick Tomlinson and his genius, it'll never blow up in your face.
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Compares it to movies that came out about a decade ago on a fad that long past. The “just add zombies durrr” thing went out by 2015. It’s like him pitching a vampire love story like twilight in 2022. That ship has long sailed, child. It’s funny how he thinks he has his fat finger on the pulse of what’s current yet a decade behind due to being a 42 year old with zero friends and never leaves the couch. His “Christmas carnage” idea is at most a joke trailer on a sketch show, a complete throw away joke and he’s spent months working on it.
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Literally no one is going to read his gay Tiny Tim book.
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You can tell from the comma placements.
And the repetitive use of "You will. I will. He will."
No you'll, I'll, I'm gonna, etc.
And the repetitive use of "You will. I will. He will."
No you'll, I'll, I'm gonna, etc.
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Also - Looked up the box office of those 2 movies.
Abe Vampire Hunter “mixed reviews, failed to meet expectations at the box office”
Pride and Prejudice Zombie “mixed reviews, commercial failure grossing just 16 million on budget of 28 million”
Nice pitch, stupid. Nothing says potential hit book when you compare it to a commercial failure on a trend from over 5 years ago.
Abe Vampire Hunter “mixed reviews, failed to meet expectations at the box office”
Pride and Prejudice Zombie “mixed reviews, commercial failure grossing just 16 million on budget of 28 million”
Nice pitch, stupid. Nothing says potential hit book when you compare it to a commercial failure on a trend from over 5 years ago.
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All great authors try to get pity deals from publishers, child.