Annabelle was the product of birthday sex

[MunchausenByProxy]

Has anyone brought up the theory that Ade might’ve convinced Pat that the kid wasnt his so he would sign away the rights? Ade with the 4D chess.

Id put money on Annabelle being Jon's.

If you’ve ever seen a picture of Annabelle, you would see that unfortunately she inherited Patricks retarded mug. Its a no doubter.

 

[RobertMewler]

He begged for it. She was getting railed by Pringle Can... Ive been the other man... Couldn't give two shites what she does or doesn't as long as she has a wash... But I've gotten plenty of situations where she's pretending to have periods and buying Cystopurin pretending she has UTIs... Id put money on Annabelle being Jon's. But no way she put out for him at that stage... He was nothing to her... I mean look at the pics!

Annabelle is absolutely Pat's. I mean, look at the poor angel. She's a spitting image:

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Annabelle is absolutely Pat's. I mean, look at the poor angel. She's a spitting image:

Hopefully she has an IQ higher than Pat's 85.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Fuck this hits close knowing I was born exactly 9 months after my dad's birthday
fortunately he's not a faggot deadbeat and my mom didn't raise me like a retarded school nurse.

Her genes still stand. God be wit Annabelle, no bs

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Fatrick is a fruit and the yield from cowboy buttsex.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Annabelle is absolutely Pat's. I mean, look at the poor angel. She's a spitting image:

I do agree she looks just like Pat but I did just notice she seems to have brown eyes? Hard to tell from the resolution.

Pat's eyes are blue, Adrienne's are green, and Jon's are brown. Take from that what you will

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Credit to "Plaintiff is fat" for figuring out this lovely tidbit:

Post #9,099 in the kiwifarms thread lol!

Btw the divorce was Ade’s birthday present. Christmas too. Congrats Ade!

 

[guest]

He begged for it. She was getting railed by Pringle Can... Ive been the other man... Couldn't give two shites what she does or doesn't as long as she has a wash... But I've gotten plenty of situations where she's pretending to have periods and buying Cystopurin pretending she has UTIs... Id put money on Annabelle being Jon's. But no way she put out for him at that stage... He was nothing to her... I mean look at the pics!

I'd believe that too, until I saw pics of the little girl, and sadly, she has characteristic Tomlinson dysgenic features. Would get more specific but Im not a mean person.

(edit: I really should read threads all the way through before spastically commenting).

 

[SFWA liaison]

perhaps Pat proposing a particularly perverted sex act such as pegging for his birthday was the straw the broke the camel's back? Just asking questions

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Jesus this is some of that autism I was originally expecting from KF.

So, I assume at that point Ade had already decided to be with PCJ and was just trying to make everything seem normal until Jon dealt with his own shit.

Pat was probably whining like a little bitch so she let him climb on top of her for his birthday fuck to quell suspicions and he probably nutted before she could tell him “don’t cum inside me.”

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

dysgenic

This forum is really helping with my vocabulary.

Add that one to 'perseverating' and 'ulnar claw'