Annabelle was the product of birthday sex

[RobertMewler]

Credit to "Plaintiff is fat" for figuring out this lovely tidbit:

Post #9,099 in the kiwifarms thread lol!

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Damn it was the one time a year Ade rolled over and let Pat go at it for a few seconds, as a courtesy.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

 

[captain_kamala]

they are even more autistic than us

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

And possibly the last time Fatrick actually had sex.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Who tf is Kempesh

 

[guest]

Who tf is Kempesh

Probably Rick

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Damn it was the one time a year Ade rolled over and let Pat go at it for a few seconds, as a courtesy.

He was holding it in for so long and had a nuclear explosion that his slow sperm made that far up to stick

 

[RobertMewler]

Who tf is Kempesh

Linger two hours ago: https://new.onaforums.net/threads/the-kempesh-khronicles.12629/

 

[guest]

Birthday rape is more like it.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

He was holding it in for so long and had a nuclear explosion that his slow sperm made that far up to stick

Im more of the belief that Adrienne was yearning so bad to be sexually satisfied that her pussy and ovaries were piping hot and ready to vacuum any and all seed

Just imagine how much Pat copes and seethes when he misses that fat wet pussy, when now he needs lube for Nikis dysfunctional twat

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Here's my theory. They probably hadn't fucked in weeks or even months. Pat's birthday rolls around and they get drunk and bang. The second Adrienne realized she was pregnant she knew it was time to ditch Patrick. She probably hoped and prayed it was Jon's until it popped out and called her a child.

 

[Jenna]

Your wife says she's leaving, she's leaving you for your best friend, she doesn't want you being a part of your daughter's life.

I bet none of those hurt Piggy as bad as having to sell the first real car he bought for himself. No Ade! Please don't make me sell the 97 GT!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Nyum nyum nyum .... yeah .... do you like that, child? *thrust* You like how I oopsie your doodle baby? *thrust* *thrust* Yyyyyesss, child, I am abouT To ejaculaTe... yes child ... *thrust thrust* ooh infant *thrust* little *thrust* baby *thrust* chiiiiiild ... oh my science... *fills Adrienne's womb with fat, lazy, slow moving sperm as Ade checks her phone*
You're welcome, child... *rolls over and falls asleep. Ade texts Jon*

Hey baby you up

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Or or or... lovely awesome Adrienne was so feeling down and crushed smothered by Fatrick and having to put out for him to be grinning his fey faggot aristocrat look... That soon as she could... A day later... She gets to get together with John the Mack Daddy Legend and got ploughed by the Pringle can... One she popped she couldn't stop and.... Annabelle is with her parents...

I was seeing a married woman before and she was disgusted at having to shag her husband for their anniversary that I had to get my sister (22)to pretend she was HER sister (45)to talk loudly oh speakerphone about an 'episode' and to come over ASAP... When she arrived she stripped and sat in the bath for a while saying 'hes the father of my kids... But he makes my skin crawl when I've to go near him'

People lie all the fucking time. I wonder what really is going on in the perfect blissful solvent marriage of the Tomlinsons

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Wonderfest was May 14-15, which means Ade was planning her exit even before she knew. Our credulous little piggy thinks she made her decision after. Oh my sweet summer sausage child.

 

[Stent]

His daughter is a product of obligation pity sex and as soon as Ade knew what resulted she finally had the impetus to go through with ditching him. Not even a moment of doubt or hesitation once she knew a baby was involved.

Nice one, Kempesh.

 

[DanFielding]

Adrienne was probably out of batteries for her vibrator so she gave him one last fuck before kicking his fat ass to the curb.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Adrienne was probably out of batteries for her vibrator so she gave him one last fuck before kicking his fat ass to the curb.

He begged for it. She was getting railed by Pringle Can... Ive been the other man... Couldn't give two shites what she does or doesn't as long as she has a wash... But I've gotten plenty of situations where she's pretending to have periods and buying Cystopurin pretending she has UTIs... Id put money on Annabelle being Jon's. But no way she put out for him at that stage... He was nothing to her... I mean look at the pics!

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Wonderfest was May 14-15, which means Ade was planning her exit even before she knew. Our credulous little piggy thinks she made her decision after. Oh my sweet summer sausage child.

I think that lady was brave, and so was a REAL man. We don't need to cheapin it