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Angel Reese special coming to McDonald’s on 2/10

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If Burger King releases a Caitlin Clark then I’ll be all over it. Side note, Simone Biles is better looking than Angel Reese and the one leg sleeve thing is tacky as fuck. Speaking of sleeves, she looks like Allen Iverson too.

Here’s the thread where McDonald’s responds to a ton of tweets with all lowercase letters and no punctuation like a dumb bitch: https://x.com/mcdonalds/status/1885044761565814966?s=46
She looks kind of like a black Anya Taylor-Joy
ANYA TAYLOR-JOY - Golden Globes Photoshoot, January 2023 - HawtCelebs
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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You fuck a black chick like that, you have to go into training.

Like, ROCKY IV type shit.

Not because you have to keep up, or last long.

No-

when a stallion like that make you cum, you feel like you gonna have a heart attack. That’s how hard you bust.


That shit where your eyes turn into a slot machine like in looney tunes happen.

I mean, I've been with a toned black woman, you're not entirely wrong. I was on a lot of Jager that night, so she either looked like Angela Bassett, or Whoopi Goldberg. I choose to believe the former.

This is now a black pussy thread

..... Alright.
 

nasty twp

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She also couldn’t make a D3 men’s team but that’s true for the whole WNBA.

I don't care for basketball in the least, nor even understand it, but this is a silly argument to make about any sport.

It's simple apples to oranges. Or gnus to gazelles, if you prefer and it helps not to get lost in the weeds of "they're all fruits though" (said with love, by a fruit)

We don't have intergender sports for a reason--or, we shouldn't--so to say "durr hurr a mens' Sunday League/boys' youth team could beat an adult pro womens' team" is reductive and irrelevant, because they'll never play each other anyhow, and no-one's comparing womens' stats with mens'. Even the audiences for each aren't the same.
 
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