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An old news story about pig we somehow overlooked

Rutherford_b_Blaze

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Perhaps the most hatable thing he’s ever said. Really, Pat? You’re good with your life right now? Owing $40k and regularly being fucked with over the Internet. You wouldn’t change a thing, huh?
Exactly the same as people who claim they have "no regrets" in life. Really? So you've lived a perfect life and learned nothing from mistakes and life experience?
 

CruisinColin

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Exactly the same as people who claim they have "no regrets" in life. Really? So you've lived a perfect life and learned nothing from mistakes and life experience?
Damn, you could be the next Carlin with this type of insight. Next you should ask "why do we park in the driveway but drive on the parkway?"

People say that trite shit because it means even their mistakes lead them to where they are now and they're happy. It can mean that their mistakes have absolutely taught them things and they're okay with that.

That was a fucking fifteen-year-old-thinking-they're-clever level question.
 

Former Prez Gerald Ford

Come over and we’ll have nachos. And some beer.
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Damn, you could be the next Carlin with this type of insight. Next you should ask "why do we park in the driveway but drive on the parkway?"

People say that trite shit because it means even their mistakes lead them to where they are now and they're happy. It can mean that their mistakes have absolutely taught them things and they're okay with that.

That was a fucking fifteen-year-old-thinking-they're-clever level question.
Nice insight about his insight, stupid
 

Rutherford_b_Blaze

Massachusetts State Senator
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Damn, you could be the next Carlin with this type of insight. Next you should ask "why do we park in the driveway but drive on the parkway?"

People say that trite shit because it means even their mistakes lead them to where they are now and they're happy. It can mean that their mistakes have absolutely taught them things and they're okay with that.

That was a fucking fifteen-year-old-thinking-they're-clever level question.
Spoken like a man coping with many regrets.
 
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