Amy Schumer says that internet trolling led to Cushing Syndrome diagnosis

[Coonskin]

Well done everybody

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Can’t find it but she was an asshole in high school and had some guy throw another kid through a window. Plus she bullied Nicole Kidman. Fuck that smelly cunt, glad she’s getting bullied into moon face

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

It took trolling for her to seek medical attention about her (already fat) face tripling in size? Does she not have a mirror?

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Norton opener, all you need to know

 

[guest]

STAHP TROLLING ME ON THE INTERNET!

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

She puts the munch in Munchausen!

 

[IanCurtis]

So, in other words 'trolling' (telling the truth) just helped this ugly repugnant sow medically because she's too 'autism' to understand her own face shouldn't blow up and be deformed like a giant balloon (her husband is likely too autistic to recognize faces) - congratulations you joke-stealing slob, another win in your fight against [insert whatever bullshit no one cares hearing from Amy about here].

Amy being ridden home by a Chinese man:

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Of course she blames someone else for her fatness. She used to be a crass comic now she is a soft ass complaining "victim".

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

*Unless it’s Amy’s

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

I seem to recall when Piggy Schumer's joke thievery was making the rounds, the Norton Advice Show took a call that confronted the allegations with Piggy sitting right there and Jim turned wormy and defended her, which was expected. Piggy started getting famous (her Hollyweird Star Of David on the rise to fraudulent hackery) and Jim posted a pic of him, Piggy and Bob Kelly at some frozen yogurt place. Clearly she felt an obligation to still humor Jim with brief contact and then... Nothing. She ghosted Jim and all the rest of O&A and any comedians related to it.

Nice holding on to that coattail until she ripped it away, stupid.

 

[FezzieAlwaysWins]

Malice :)

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[guest]

I seem to recall when Piggy Schumer's joke thievery was making the rounds, the Norton Advice Show took a call that confronted the allegations with Piggy sitting right there and Jim turned wormy and defended her, which was expected. Piggy started getting famous (her Hollyweird Star Of David on the rise to fraudulent hackery) and Jim posted a pic of him, Piggy and Bob Kelly at some frozen yogurt place. Clearly she felt an obligation to still humor Jim with brief contact and then... Nothing. She ghosted Jim and all the rest of O&A and any comedians related to it.

Nice holding on to that coattail until she ripped it away, stupid.

it annoyed me seeing her hang out with jerry seinfeld on vacation, especially after shitting on him publicly for being racist and sexist on joe rogan

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Brie Larson had more sperg tism sent her way for a longer period of time and she aged pretty gracefully except for the awful greyhound frame that vegan diet did to her.

But that was self-inflicted.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I seem to recall when Piggy Schumer's joke thievery was making the rounds, the Norton Advice Show took a call that confronted the allegations with Piggy sitting right there and Jim turned wormy and defended her, which was expected. Piggy started getting famous (her Hollyweird Star Of David on the rise to fraudulent hackery) and Jim posted a pic of him, Piggy and Bob Kelly at some frozen yogurt place. Clearly she felt an obligation to still humor Jim with brief contact and then... Nothing. She ghosted Jim and all the rest of O&A and any comedians related to it.

Nice holding on to that coattail until she ripped it away, stupid.

You forgot about the part where she went on Jim's "advice show" and specifically said she would take a "lie detector test" to prove she didn't steal any material, and, to no one's surprise, didn't commit to it. Didn't she also say something retarded like, "That's someone else's truth, but this is my truth" with regard to the hack joke stealing bit?

 

[guest]

Bullying fatties works!

 

[Nancy Reagan]

I seem to recall when Piggy Schumer's joke thievery was making the rounds, the Norton Advice Show took a call that confronted the allegations with Piggy sitting right there and Jim turned wormy and defended her, which was expected. Piggy started getting famous (her Hollyweird Star Of David on the rise to fraudulent hackery) and Jim posted a pic of him, Piggy and Bob Kelly at some frozen yogurt place. Clearly she felt an obligation to still humor Jim with brief contact and then... Nothing. She ghosted Jim and all the rest of O&A and any comedians related to it.

Nice holding on to that coattail until she ripped it away, stupid.

Kurt Metzger was a writer on her show and used to rabidly defend her. Then one of his coke spergouts got media attention for like a day and she threw him under the bus on the Charlie fucking Rose show. Ruthless

 

[hikomow633]

just more cushings for the pushings

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

More like “crushing” syndrome, right boys? Because she’s so fat?

Punchin out

 

[chiquita banana]

Amy Schumer has fat bitch syndrome? Yeah we already knew that, but thanks for the update.

 

[AnthonyCumio]

Cushing syndrome is, wait for it, caused by taking steroids, but she doesn't say why she's taking steroids.