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[EllenTorquehorn]

He's so bad and fat at everything

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Korg, Crog, Mog, and Grog. Someone get Uncle Paul to help him come up with some names

If you know the scriptures, you might associate Fatrick with ''Gog'' and Niki with ''Magog''.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

This aligns perfectly with Patrick S Tomlinson's arrested mid-pubescent development.

This is clever for a 6th grader? Where you can make silly and punny stories because you don't have the self-awareness that said stories are gay and you should be embarrassed to share them.

No such shame for Peter Puffer Pat, eternal middle-school nerd and complete failure at adulting.

Kill your fat tranny crush Kef-Fails then yourself Patrick. This is a felony murder suicide order. Faggot.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Tell us another basic joke in 600 words, Fatso.

Does he think a human just grabbed a baby wolf and raised it? He’s so retarded I can’t tell if he thinks that’s what actually happened, rather than a gradual process of socialization and mutual benefit.

Didn't something just come out recently about the human-wolf relation beginning, the hypothesis goes, when wolves would hang just outside of human camps and humans tossed them scraps? Wolves came to us. We didn't raise wolf cubs like he thinks.

 

[jeebus]

If you know the scriptures, you might associate Fatrick with ''Gog'' and Niki with ''Magog''.

She's usually associated with Nignog

 

[guest]

The worst part is how he genuinely thinks he’s a comedic genius. Douche chills.

 

[Stent]

The same guy thinks his ADHD was a superpower granting the ability to sleep all day and sit by the fire all night. That kept the other cavemen safe and meant he didn't have to work because Mama caveman said so.