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[Brooke Shields]

Korg, Crog, Mog, and Grog. Someone get Uncle Paul to help him come up with some names

 

[Meownaw]

His comedy pays the bills, child. Meanwhile Nikki is courting Nog and making a Bog.

 

[guest]

Too bad the sabertooth didn’t kill off ZOG as well…

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

1.2 GPA.

 

[stealthygeek]

His comedy pays the bills, child. Meanwhile Nikki is courting Nog and making a Bog.

That pussy's bogged down with nog fog.



...punching out.

 

[CruisinColin]

"Tore limb from limb"
"scritches"

More of this trite scary thing mixed with cutesy thing horseshit. Every fucking time, Rick.

Calling people "deeply stupid" while having achieved nothing in your life and using your magic rectangle to communicate with the world. Domesticating dogs was a pretty fucking smart thing to do, you fat cunt.

 

[The Greaseman]

What's stupid about domesticating dogs? What the fuck is he talking about?

 

[Meownaw]

That pussy's bogged down with nog fog.



...punching out.

See I was going to take it there but didn't

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Funny stuff

 

[guest]

He can't really believe we domesticated sabretooths or other large cats, can he? Do the bare minimum of research, Rick.

 

[Porkys]

The number of violent and morbid fantasies here is disturbing. I hope Luca Brasi was present while Fat signed away his rights to his daugher

 

[BoringFaggot]

Is he trying to tell a story or is making jokes???

He's so bad at both it's impossible to tell...

 

[stealthygeek]

Is he trying to tell a story or is making jokes???

He's so bad at both it's impossible to tell...

First thing that came to mind was this long-winded horseshit superimposed over his /r/standupshots template.

 

[guest]

He can't really believe we domesticated sabretooths or other large cats, can he? Do the bare minimum of research, Rick.

I just made a post in another thread about this. My theory is that Mama Raven has him convinced that he's Albert Einstein level smart and every concept that pops into his thinkin meats is 100% true, because he's very smart and he's always right. He's so stupid he thinks he smart.

 

[guest]

I just made a post in another thread about this. My theory is that Mama Raven has him convinced that he's Albert Einstein level smart and every concept that pops into his thinkin meats is 100% true, because he's very smart and he's always right. He's so stupid he thinks he smart.

If I knew I had dozens of people poring over everything I said to mock it I'd get off the internet for a while. Barring that I'd do a quick search and just confirm what I was saying was true.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

Tell us another basic joke in 600 words, Fatso.

Does he think a human just grabbed a baby wolf and raised it? He’s so retarded I can’t tell if he thinks that’s what actually happened, rather than a gradual process of socialization and mutual benefit.

 

[Raymond]

A nigger with a hammer needs to walk right into his place.

 

[guest]

Barring that I'd do a quick search and just confirm what I was saying was true.

That's just it. He's so stupid he doesn't think he has to do that. He just thinks he's always right.

 

[guest]

That's just it. He's so stupid he doesn't think he has to do that. He just thinks he's always right.

Fat, too.

 

[Udders]

Welp, this was certainly worth the 5k investment.