AMA- I'm Adam Rakunas, Secretary of SFWA and full-time paralegal

[guest]

How does it feel to have a woman’s job?

Empowering.

 

[guest]

What are your thoughts on World Wide Web Wyyzrd? Is he the future of this forum; or a false prophet as some believe him to be?

Yes, Wyyz is the future. Young buck is based af.

 

[guest]

You've roomed with Pat quite a bit, please confirm what things he's 'into.'

Butt stuff. And docking.

 

[guest]

Where did all the pepperoni come from?

The basement.

 

[guest]

Are you going to enjoy seeing what happens nexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxT?

Yes. You all are screwed.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

What's lower - your T-cell count or Fatrick's T-count?

 

[fenrir]

The basement.

You sick fuck.

 

[FurBurger]

Cotton candy

I've heard that his pee tastes the same.

Is it true he got a 10% discount off his debt with the SFWA in return for a public performance of sex acts with a trained donkey?

 

[Stent]

When you're at a SFWA meeting and the room smells like cat-piss soaked old ladies, do you sit by an open window or does it not bother you after a few years exposure?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Cotton candy

That's the diabetes.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Anyone have any questions for me?

What's the shelf life on this bit?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Hello Adam. Long time fan. You ever think about becoming a full-time paraplegic?

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Did you and Patrick discover a treatment for your dick fungi?

 

[FurBurger]

Did you and Patrick discover a treatment for your dick fungi?

It's not fungi; their dicks just look like button mushrooms.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Anyone have any questions for me?

What's the colour and number of the day?

 

[guest]

Rakdaddy what the hell was that tall he-she Behemoth that you posed in the group phot with fatrick and co? You know exactly who im talking about....

 

[guest]

Rakdaddy what the hell was that tall he-she Behemoth that you posed in the group phot with fatrick and co? You know exactly who im talking about....

That's Jody. She's my wife.

 

[guest]

What's the colour and number of the day?

Purple and 32, eurofag.

 

[guest]

Did you and Patrick discover a treatment for your dick fungi?

Dick fungus is not a laughing matter.

 

[guest]

Hello Adam. Long time fan. You ever think about becoming a full-time paraplegic?

No but I'm not above acting like a cripple to get gibs.