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Meanwhile Rick had a knock on the door from two female officers and acts like he's Rodney King or something.
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probably half-way in between to be completely honest witchyaDid you say "What's going on?" in a tough way or did your voice tremble?
He is the hornet's nest and he is stinging back, cyberatalker.
I think if an encore almost causes a riot it's because no one asked for it Ray...
probably half-way in between to be completely honest witchya
The fedboy smashing the vase against the wall never fails to fracture a nigga's ribs.
There will be a point in this thread where I declare everything going-forward as comedy & any similarities to reality will be purely coincidental... then I'll have a few things to say!A guy I used to know who worked in film production got busted a few years ago for dealing weed and coke on a fairly respectable low mid-level scale. They didn't nail him on the coke but got him on the skunk. He did less than a year. So nothing like your innocent self. But the point is the reason he got nicked wasn't carelessness or bad luck. The guy is a cunt hound and unceremoniously dumped some blonde he'd been fucking on and off for a while. She spite dobbed him in. A woman scorned and all that. Look for a female culprit probably. Most guys who had a problem with you would just hurt you physically, rob you or cut you off. Snitching is cunty
So it "definitely wasn't" a ho. Got it.There will be a point in this thread where I declare everything going-forward as comedy & any similarities to reality will be purely coincidental... then I'll have a few things to say!
I'm innocent, but I don't wanna seem like I'm taking the piss, just in case.
I offered the cops one deal: I'd unlock my phone & let them see I wasn't a dealer if I could take my phone home with me that day, they chose no-deal. SO guess I'm buying a new phone... not waiting the months for it to get returned.but if you turn state's, we can't fawking hang no more
Do you have porn on thereI offered the cops one deal: I'd unlock my phone & let them see I wasn't a dealer if I could take my phone home with me that day, they chose no-deal. SO guess I'm buying a new phone... not waiting the months for it to get returned.
might be a couple bookmarks/history, one of the cops actually said 'we don't care what porn you watch', as they were trying to get me to remember the pin. There's no porn I'd be ashamed of... history auto-deletes every 7 days & not seen it turned-on as yet (security/tracker app).Do you have porn on there
That’s pretty useful what are you using to auto wipe? Anyway they can force unlock your phone if you have finger prints or face unlocking set up that’s some bs manmight be a couple bookmarks/history, one of the cops actually said 'we don't care what porn you watch', as they were trying to get me to remember the pin. There's no porn I'd be ashamed of... history auto-deletes every 7 days & not seen it turned-on as yet (security/tracker app).
I think they'll get into it, partly 'cus I've got the fingerprint thing, regular auto-delete on the browser, but also my VPN / anti-virus thing has an erase feature, I'll give the details later... when I remember them.That’s pretty useful what are you using to auto wipe? Anyway they can force unlock your phone if you have finger prints or face unlocking set up that’s some bs man
You don't see them giving out free psp when I was a kid you know what I meanInterestingly, a house opposite my front door recently acquired a 'Ring' doorbell cam, UK police have been know to give these away in areas they want to watch. Obviously I took a double-walk past it & winked each time. Any evidence actually acts in my favour since there's a distinct lack of suspicious activity, probably why they didn't execute the warrant for a week.
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so you told them you knew your pin?I offered the cops one deal: I'd unlock my phone & let them see I wasn't a dealer if I could take my phone home with me that day, they chose no-deal. SO guess I'm buying a new phone... not waiting the months for it to get returned.
nope, I specifically said I doubt I could remember it, but I had the fingerprint thing onso you told them you knew your pin?
why are you trying to negotiate with the cops?
I’m curious, they can legally do that? As gay as our fucking government is, I’m pretty sure they legally can’t do it unless it’s a school shooting or some shit. Even then, the legality is cloudy if I remember right. Maybe I’m wrong, the CIA and FBI break contracts they have with tech companies every single year with this shit and nothing happens to them. Either way, it’s completely fucked brotherman. Sorry to hear this shit. I hope everyone who touches your shit gets killed like it’s the ark of the covenant.I think they'll get into it, partly 'cus I've got the fingerprint thing, regular auto-delete on the browser, but also my VPN / anti-virus thing has an erase feature, I'll give the details later... when I remember them.
I mean what's stopping them from lifting your finger and put it on the sensor? All this shit is behind close door in their house. where i live there are stories of them putting a high power flashlight on your eyes until you open it for the faceID. remember just few months ago Apple tried analyze all the photos on your phone until they find CP, even tho cp is legal to jack to. be very careful brothermanI’m curious, they can legally do that? As gay as our fucking government is, I’m pretty sure they legally can’t do it unless it’s a school shooting or some shit. Even then, the legality is cloudy if I remember right. Maybe I’m wrong, the CIA and FBI break contracts they have with tech companies every single year with this shit and nothing happens to them. Either way, it’s completely fucked brotherman. Sorry to hear this shit. I hope everyone who touches your shit gets killed like it’s the ark of the covenant.
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