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AMA about my arrest (limited for now)

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Obviously I can't say a lot for legal reasons but I mentioned it in another thread & I like talking to my guyss.

I'm not gonna be like Rick & pretend I was all cool & manly, my security footage shows me looking disheveled & momentarily looking like I was about to smack a broad... before I was stacked to the ground while repeatedly saying 'what's going on?' I doubt I'll share that footage, I don't mind looking uncool, but I cringe a bit at this one.

There was no unnecessary knees or brutality, & they did me the respect off cuffing me to the front, which is more significant with UK cuffs - they're rigid-cuffs which'll really fuck you up.

I was taken into my place cuffed & sat on the sofa, I did loff hard when a woman cop brought-in some empty capsules,& coconut flour & arrested me for 'class A drugs'.

There was one weird thing where (later in interview) they showed my a pic of white powder in a baggie in a tin... did I forget it? did someone else leave it? My guess is they scooped-up some spilled caffeine powder into a baggie & put it in a tin for a photo-op.

It's annoying they seized my phones, but I'm not worried.

They broke my bed - something I've been trying for years ;) - by piling bikes & other stuff on it, I'm pretty sure they broke some expensive computer chips... can't remember which they are(?) but they were under stacks of wires & got trodden-on... I'm still evaluating what they owe me.

In the cells everything was jovial, they even let me keep my hoodie with cords (potential hanging risk?)

I can't answer everything (legal reasons) but AMA

I Didn't get charged or bailed, but it'll be interesting when the seized stuff comes-back legal & inert. They know I self-medicate so paid no regard to paraphernalia.

AMA - but I cant say a lot 'cus legal stuff... but I'll def BUMP when I can spill the full beans
 
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I remember going to jail once for 'public mischief' for damaging stop signs, and like the sentence was 1 or 2 days in the slammer in some holding cell. But that was all it took before my autistic ass got into it with someone and he stomped me in the jail cell. they had to separate me from general pop because my nose was leaking like a mofo.

Most pathetic part...dude who stomped me was like 50+ and one of those dope sick White fentanyl niggers...and he stomped me because I deserved it (was making a rukus and cussing at the cops and dangling from the bar like a monkey, "get me out of here, i don't belong" etc).

Then months later a smoking hot cop came to my door and told me they are pressing assault charges on the dude and they need me to testify and that it was a home run case since everything was caught by the jail cams.

So I go to court and tell the streetshitter judge how I dindu muffin and got stomped on for no reason. And wouldn't you know it, the POS came to court with a fawkin cane...made me look particularly faggy. But I testified anyway.
 
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LockedHDD__Pot said:
I did loff hard when a woman cop brought-in some empty capsules,& coconut flour & arrested me for 'class A drugs'.
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This reminds me of when I was young my father sat me down for a very serious conversation because he found what he thought was prescription drugs in the washing machine after I did some laundry. But it was just a fawkin peppermint that I had left in my pocket.
 
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Stent said:
I thought you were a sea captain and now I find out you live in a shed? The illusion has been shattered.

You mentioned the footage because you know you want to share it. Don't be a Roland. We'll all have a loff and some light ribbing.
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I've got my boat, but it gets cold & I've got a land-home too

I'm admitting the footage makes me look much less cool... & that just doesn't need to happen, we all get caught at a bad angle sometimes
 
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I assume you've been arrested before, does it become increasingly trivial each time it happens or is it something you don't really get used to? I imagine being piled on, handcuffed, and whisked away against your will really stinks
 
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