Alright wait just a fucking minute

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Also note “adding Maps to your writing” is him and UNCLE PAUL! Guess Paul thought it was a different MAP.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat is the great example of what NOT TO DO on social media. He’s without a contract and black balled from the industry for being terrible. These cons are getting the Z list people.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Social media basics you say?

 

[Stent]

Would Patrick recommend making jokes about raping the President with fruit?

 

[1073waaf]

Sorry, but I only take social media lessons from users with a blue check mark next to their name.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Twitter tip of the day: It's important to exploit your relationship to other people for social media attention, this incldues your psychiatric patient of a wife of the little girl you abandoned 10 years ago that is being raised by a single mom.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pig is about to set foot in Texas?

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

When someone vaguely refers to an exchange with an anonymous creep or posts a werid email with the personal details redacted, immediately order them to delete it.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Great timing that he gets "swatted" right before he has a panel on social media.


This whole thing stinks.

 

[FurBurger]

Wrong in every detail as always, atalker. (That's his full schedule in the OP)

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Didn't he give that "turning one book into many" talk at the last con he went to?

I remember, because he turned his "Breach" trilogy into a two-book series after signing the contract for it, and he turned his Mil-Spec trilogy into a one-book series; which made him an odd choice to lead such a talk.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Hmm…PedoPaul and FalseFlaggot are giving a talk together. Probably how to get minors to play hide the key.

 

[Mike Glyer]

They need one of these in Boston, NY, or Philly

PAX Unplugged is in Philly. Not sure if he is attending.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I don't get this. What game?
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Seems like a pedo reference tbh. You bring your own child and they teach you how to rape it. Pretty shocking if true.

 

[Clint Ruin]

"the key to social media success is, whatever is trending on Twitter, talk about that. Please do have fun."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat has a like 4 tweets that got attention and he has just milked those for years out his +160,000 tweets.


They only advice he could give is " Delete all your social media accounts"

 

[SensibleKeks]

Marie Bilobeau is quite the looker!!

I'm just kidding. She's actually this frump..

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Pat's Twitter Tips: Every single thing you type should be a demand or a command. Never say please or show any manners. This will make you look tough and nobody will mock you endlessly. Do it, now.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

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Fairuza Balk lookin hoe

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Pay $5000 to be in a special club where you can constantly violate the twitter rules and be infinitely reinstated

Also, you must treat it as a full time job, so abandon any pesky dependents that might distract you from going viral

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]