Alright wait just a fucking minute

[guest]

Rick - OUR RICK - will be featured on a panel called Social Media Basics for Writers at GenCon?


Stop. You're fucking with me.

 

[guest]

He'll be childing Imposter Penises through the entire seminar.
Saturday at 11.

 

[Jenna]

Oh teach me your ways, wise one. How do I make the most of my social media to get numbaz like that?

 

[DanFielding]

Fat has 2 book signings that weekend. I’m putting the over/under on the number of books he sells at 15.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

How do you sell out something that has no cost to it?

 

[Zombie247]

I don't get this. What game?

 

[stealthygeek]

I don't get this. What game?
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I think it's just their default format since GenCon is a tabletop game convention. So it'd make sense for 90% of the listings, they were just too lazy to edit it out.

 

[guest]

They need one of these in Boston, NY, or Philly

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Fat has 2 book signings that weekend. I’m putting the over/under on the number of books he sells at 15.

That's more than Anthony cumia at least

 

[SFWA liaison]

Was going to suggest that 4-followers-a-year Hildy should attend and noticed he made his account private

lol his "hiatus" lasted what, a week? what a bunch of effeminate homos twitter addicts they are

anyway GenCon is in Indianapolis Aug 4th-7th, and WorldCon is in Chicago Sept 1st-5th @ThatRetardWhoDoxxdHimself :)

 

[Clint Ruin]

"steal a thought experiment, hope it gives viral".

 

[SensibleKeks]

Well he's certainly not teaching the class called "When One Book Becomes Many".

 

[guest]

Rule 1: Be A Cunt

 

[SensibleKeks]

He's a social media sensation!!

 

[stealthygeek]

Well he's certainly not teaching the class called "When One Book Becomes Many".

Wrong in every detail as always, stlaker. (That's his full schedule in the OP)

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

does he get paid to speak at this shit? Do any of these freaks?

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

I'm so sorry Paul.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Always engage with trolls, child. Particularly if they're clearly throwaway accounts who's usernames include racial epithets. You'll want to retweet those accounts to your following loudly, loudly is the key.

 

[JebJoh]

No baby child diaper wetter, you never let an internet insult stand, you must always escalate the situation. Threaten to bring in the fbi, let them know you’ve been castrating bulls since you were 12. Make sure they understand that you are not a man to be trifled with. Make sure you respond to every insult on every platform so they know you’re ready to take them apart verbally, textually and physically if need be. This is OUR internet we need to rule it without mercy.

 

[guest]

Always engage with trolls, child. Particularly if they're clearly throwaway accounts who's usernames include racial epithets. You'll want to retweet those accounts to your following loudly, loudly is the key.

1) Always engage with trolls. Every. Single. One.
2) Fill your followers' feeds with toxic nonsense
3) Be a cunt. To everyone.
4) Bzzt. Wrong, child.
5) Profit.