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For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
"So so so so I can blow THE PROVERBIAL LOAD for $50, a plate of 100% WHEAT BREAD WATER CREST SANDWICHES and Admiral Nelson - BY THE PINT, nothing smaller, LIBTARDS - and I swear you won't regret it! And despite what they say on Em-uh-Jur, I AM A PROUD VETERAN who is NOT A PEDOPHILE and WILL NOT STEAL YOUR CHILDREN'S SIPPY CUPS!"
 
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