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    JackieOwes100kToTheIRS@proton.me

All prescription drugs takes years off your life

Suetonius

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When I started taking them I was an obstinate smarter than everyone @Sue Lightning type
Once again projecting your boogeymen onto me. I know I yap but when I TAWLK AND TAWLK AND DONT KNOW WHAT IM TAWLKING ABOUT i’m always open for anyone smarter than me to tell me i’m wrong. Having a logical answer (🤓☝️) is more important to me than some weird notion of being “smarter” than people.
 

NoBacon

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Wellbutrin is a DNRI and it essentially acts as a very mild stimulant.

It’s completely different to the SSRIs and is an odd duckling among the antidepressants.

It’s the only antidepressant I like.

I don’t know anything about the chemistry behind any, wwaw da remeron, what is it? What have I poisoned myself with for almost a decade?
 

NoBacon

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I love ya NoBacon but somehow I’m completely unsurprised to learn you’ve been on SSRIs for the better part of a decade

We are in the middle of a war on heaven and everything is evil and horrible in society to seperate you from God. How can ya not be mentally ill?

Would I be better not struggling and watching my kids have sex like @JebJoh?
 

JebJoh

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We are in the middle of a war on heaven and everything is evil and horrible in society to seperate you from God. How can ya not be mentally ill?

Would I be better not struggling and watching my kids have sex like @JebJoh?
So your fairy tales are your excuse for your mental illnesses? That's a good one. I thought sky daddy was supposed to help you? It seems he's discarded you in the trash heap of losers. Were you the pest who got caught by Chris Hansen? Is this why you went off the deep end?
 
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JFC. At least you know to get off that shit. How did you end up getting on SSRIs to begin with?
 

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So your fairy tales are your excuse for your mental illnesses? That's a good one. I thought sky daddy was supposed to help you? It seems he's discarded you in the trash heap of losers. Were you the pest who got caught by Chris Hansen? Is this why you went off the deep end?
Hey I heard you made tapes of your kids having sex?

Pathetic if true.
 

NoBacon

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sells them, too.

I passed when he offered. However @chocolatehellhole was able to review several deleted posts that indicate @Jenna has been a frequent and long term customer.

@Jenna without a shadow of a doubt requests for jeb’s son to pound out young girls who look like Jenna Ortega. I bet he pays huge for it.
 

NoBacon

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So your fairy tales are your excuse for your mental illnesses? That's a good one. I thought sky daddy was supposed to help you? It seems he's discarded you in the trash heap of losers. Were you the pest who got caught by Chris Hansen? Is this why you went off the deep end?

There is no salvation without suffering. That’s why the poor are blessed.

I would be a real insufferable prick if I was perfectly successful and mentally healthy and had all the bounties that came with that, I would assign it to my own ability and not to the real cause, which is obviously God.

It also depends on what your definition of success and loser is, I don’t consider myself a loser at all.
 

JebJoh

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@Jenna without a shadow of a doubt requests for jeb’s son to pound out young girls who look like Jenna Ortega. I bet he pays huge for it.
Not sure what this means but it really is funny that you can't manage anything in your life, not even your own thoughts, it really paints a full picture. I hear zoloft makes you get really fat. Is that the explanation for all of the pests I've seen?
 

The Power 9_ Thief

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Not sure what this means but it really is funny that you can't manage anything in your life, not even your own thoughts, it really paints a full picture. I hear zoloft makes you get really fat. Is that the explanation for all of the pests I've seen?
The word on the streets is you give kids Zoloft to fatten them up so they can’t run away… I didn’t want to believe it but your knowledge on the subject makes me suspicious. Can you please confirm or deny?
 

JebJoh

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There is no salvation without suffering. That’s why the poor are blessed.

I would be a real insufferable prick if I was perfectly successful and mentally healthy and had all the bounties that came with that, I would assign it to my own ability and not to the real cause, which is obviously God.

It also depends on what your definition of success and loser is, I don’t consider myself a loser at all.
The rest of the world does, so there is that. Enjoy your cloudy drug addled brain and your tiny apartment, maybe you can use this to get on disability? Then you'd never have to leave your bedroom.
 

JebJoh

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The word on the streets is you give kids Zoloft to fatten them up so they can’t run away… I didn’t want to believe it but your knowledge on the subject makes me suspicious. Can you please confirm or deny?

Is that your best attempt? Am I talking to an entire group of zoloft disabled nutcases? You really aren't making sense now, maybe take a day off from the drugs, get vaccinated and go for a walk.
 

The Power 9_ Thief

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Is that your best attempt? Am I talking to an entire group of zoloft disabled nutcases? You really aren't making sense now, maybe take a day off from the drugs, get vaccinated and go for a walk.

They say you laugh at the fatties as they try to waddle their way up your basement stairs… your refusal to say the word “no” has all but confirmed this grim rumour in my mind….
 
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