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Latest single from Joeβs new band Pink Hole
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All in all, I just want child spit on the wall
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Tweeting away
The moments that make up fat Joe's day
Facebook post the hours
In an off-hand way.
Busking around
At a seafood joint in your hometown
Waiting for Nana
To send you your monthly pay.
Tired of lying on social media
Your diabetes foot it throbs with pain
You are old and life is short
And there is food to eat today
Then one day you tweet
Twelve times before you shower
No one told you when to work
You're just an obese jerk
(soaring guitar solo)
The moments that make up fat Joe's day
Facebook post the hours
In an off-hand way.
Busking around
At a seafood joint in your hometown
Waiting for Nana
To send you your monthly pay.
Tired of lying on social media
Your diabetes foot it throbs with pain
You are old and life is short
And there is food to eat today
Then one day you tweet
Twelve times before you shower
No one told you when to work
You're just an obese jerk
(soaring guitar solo)
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Possibly the most perfect Joe post of all-time. Bravo.
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"They don't need no contraception
They don't need no birth control"
HEY PEDO! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE!
They don't need no birth control"
HEY PEDO! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE!
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So, do you think you can smell?
Armpits and fail,
Diabetes and shame.
Can you dress like a slob,
Never hold a real job,
Be shaped like a blob
Do you think you can smell?
Did they get you to trade
Your Trump swag and junk?
Your Chinese guitars
Your pride and your dignity
Pay the heat bill with loose change
Did you exchange?
A monthly stipend from Ant
For a damp cruise ship stage
How I wish,
O&A were still here
Nana's a closeted soul swimming in a fish bowl
Drowning in beer
Tweeting over the same old ground
Hoping Gavin will pound,
His gay old rear,
Wish O&A were still here.
Armpits and fail,
Diabetes and shame.
Can you dress like a slob,
Never hold a real job,
Be shaped like a blob
Do you think you can smell?
Did they get you to trade
Your Trump swag and junk?
Your Chinese guitars
Your pride and your dignity
Pay the heat bill with loose change
Did you exchange?
A monthly stipend from Ant
For a damp cruise ship stage
How I wish,
O&A were still here
Nana's a closeted soul swimming in a fish bowl
Drowning in beer
Tweeting over the same old ground
Hoping Gavin will pound,
His gay old rear,
Wish O&A were still here.
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Pink Void of Talent
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Something something Great Gig In The Sky but it's just a cow losing it's shit.