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Kid sounds someone we know. That's probably why Pat failed all of those science classes, on top of being retarded of course.In grade 9 I had gym right at the beginning of the day, so most of the time everyone showered so you don't smell like BO for the rest of the day. There was this Paul kid who would never shower and was just your textbook "dirty kid." Our gym teacher also taught some remedial science class and one day came into the locker room and tried to pull this kid aside as much as he could, but we all heard it. He was begging this kid to shower for his own good. He was like "This is why people make fun of you, Paul. Nobody wants to be around someone covered in grease who smells like shit. Myself included." The kid kept arguing that he doesn't need to and the teacher was like "Paul, after every gym class I teach, I go to the phys ed office and shower. Most of the time I barely do anything. You can take a shower or don't show up to my fucking science class. I'm sick of getting other kids in shit for telling you you stink, because they're all right. You're a biohazard." He refused to shower, so that teacher got him booted out of all of his classes. He was genuinely trying to help the kid, but the kid was too stupid to realize how fucking gross he was and to this day he's probably never had a friend.
Her balls get sweaty.Those leggings. Why?
@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda, I didn’t read any of what you wrote. But i do have a question. What did you say or do this woman to make her cry?In grade 9 I had gym right at the beginning of the day, so most of the time everyone showered so you don't smell like BO for the rest of the day. There was this Paul kid who would never shower and was just your textbook "dirty kid." Our gym teacher also taught some remedial science class and one day came into the locker room and tried to pull this kid aside as much as he could, but we all heard it. He was begging this kid to shower for his own good. He was like "This is why people make fun of you, Paul. Nobody wants to be around someone covered in grease who smells like shit. Myself included." The kid kept arguing that he doesn't need to and the teacher was like "Paul, after every gym class I teach, I go to the phys ed office and shower. Most of the time I barely do anything. You can take a shower or don't show up to my fucking science class. I'm sick of getting other kids in shit for telling you you stink, because they're all right. You're a biohazard." He refused to shower, so that teacher got him booted out of all of his classes. He was genuinely trying to help the kid, but the kid was too stupid to realize how fucking gross he was and to this day he's probably never had a friend.
No one text that to him.
They spent so much fucking taxpayer money on that attic gym and it serves as storage. That Nordic Track is like $2000 and has never been usedShe looks so much older and worse since costa rica. I dread the day I suddely "change" and look way older. Gotta start meditating or some shit. Don't bring my work home with me. And don't marry a retard who gets me to owe 37k to a forum admin.
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