Alcohol took a decade from you, fatrick

[SmellenShoehorn]

If we weren't so knowledgeable of Fatrick lore you would think these are 2 different people

Oh God I hope nobody posts these on some sort of separated at birth/long lost sibling subreddit

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

They're such a great idea separately, though:

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Its funny that he thinks the internet will love these kind of posts and that he is providing good content that will make the internet LOL and hopefully go viral. It never does. It only shows that he is sucker for every drinking gimmick that a bar can come up with.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Its funny that he thinks the internet will love these kind of posts and that he is providing good content that will make the internet LOL and hopefully go viral. It never does. It only shows that he is sucker for every drinking gimmick that a bar can come up with.

How is that a gimmick? It's just sad. Just drink your drink and shut the fuck up about it. Something about it is very depressing.

 

[Snake]

12 years and a legitimately different person. A Lady Di-like transformation. He was an ugly dweeb to begin with but he really shows the perils of regular beer consumption.

Bigger nose. Thickening of his eyelids. His forearms look like my grandmother's when she was on chemo. Rectangular slovenly torso. And about a 100 pounds later. Men's appeal is only supposed to increase with age. And instead, he became a fat bulldyke. And lest we forget any penis he may have had became a clit.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

How is that a gimmick? It's just sad. Just drink your drink and shut the fuck up about it. Something about it is very depressing.

It’s not even a “fun” drink because it will taste like shit. If you’re going to have speciality shots at least have them either be fruity (I mean sweet) or colorful. Plus he’s in his 30s here, this is something you would take a picture of if you were in college.

 

[Guinness525]