Adrienne's cluttered house now features a budget chicken coop

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Yup. It's the worst possible combination of socialism and capitalism.

Subsidized industrial farmers barely even give a fuck if their crop/X fails due to taxpayer subsidized "insurance." All of their feed is subsidized, loaded with horrendous shit that 100% causes cancer, etc. They get incredible farm equipment as write-offs, 100k+ badass personal trucks are also tax write-offs, etc. the entire industry is a scam. It's Republican welfare.

The end result is say you have a well-meaning Gen X'er who sold a product during the "app" craze. Worth 5 million bucks, retired. Has a million dollars to spend on a small farm. Has no intention of making money, just wants to break even and support his community with great food.

He can't get the tax breaks of a large farm, he can't get the feed discounts because he's not buying at industrial scale and won't spray his food with chemicals that cause cancer, etc. etc. etc. He winds up at the farmers market selling $15 pork chops and feeling like an asshole. I've literally seen almost exactly this.

for some reason I was reading online about raising free range hogs and found this woman's website about doing that. She determined it wasn't nearly worth the price she could charge for the meat after considering the costs of the hogs Constantly breaking out of their pens and having to repair them. not to mention the danger of having to get those little fuckers back into captivity after they broke out. I admire that she was at least honest about the fact that her preference for organic feed and more humane raising priced her out of the market completely..

 

[captain_kamala]

She can use this as lining

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I feel like this is as good a time as any to bring up that Adrienne's creepy brother is or was in a relationship with a woman who literally has a big fucking swastika tattooed on the back of her shoulder and seems to only wear clothing that doesn't hide it. At one point she had the tattoo added to, not covered.

Anyone still have the pics of that?

 

[RickReternal]

She can use this as lining

So she hunches when she stands alongside him because she’s taller than him. I’m sure they selected this picture for the same reason. He also wears a hat at all times because he’s bald. He’s 45, looks 60, but is that insecure.

Anyhow, what’s a puzzle ceremony?

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

This one guy lives on a busy highway in my town and he's got these big all black chickens and the rooster is right on the side of the road all the time but never seems to go out on the road. It's actually a pretty majestic looking bird it's like a silhouette of a big badass rooster. Ayam Cemani. They have black everything. Their meat is black. Their hearts are jet black, look it up. Dvv dvv. Their bones are black.

Edit: I just looked it up. Those fuckers are apparently like $5000 birds. There's no way. I've seen the guy getting his mail before, he seems eccentric. On Palm Sunday he was waving like a motherfucker in his driveway with a big GOD BLESS YOU sign.

Edit again: you can get the chicks for like $50. Nobody around here has a fucking $5000 bird.

I guess if you need a rooster to protect your hens from birds of prey, you'd get the nigger one

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Age

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Age

Probably too young to know about prolapsed cloacas.

 

[NigelCumia]

i hate this bitch. Imagine "i miss my ex wife"-ing for over a decade for this wisconsin trash.

She never tried to trick you out of 5 figures.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Has Adrienne ever talked about Big Johns Pringles can penis? Does she have a Twitter someone should ask her or Rona, Child

 

[BrotherMan1488]

On top of the usual jealousy over Ade's curvy body, nice tits, cute smile, naturally beautiful hair, healthy relationship with her offspring, and ability to attract good, hard-working (well, part-time) men at this stage in her life.

Men with Pringle can dicks don't need to work

 

[Dog Eater]

So she hunches when she stands alongside him because she’s taller than him. I’m sure they selected this picture for the same reason. He also wears a hat at all times because he’s bald. He’s 45, looks 60, but is that insecure.

Anyhow, what’s a puzzle ceremony?

I always forget how little volume her SHIT hair has.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I always forget how little volume her SHIT hair has.

Like a half eaten plate of spaghetti

 

[Random username]

I feel like this is as good a time as any to bring up that Adrienne's creepy brother is or was in a relationship with a woman who literally has a big fucking swastika tattooed on the back of her shoulder and seems to only wear clothing that doesn't hide it. At one point she had the tattoo added to, not covered.

Anyone still have the pics of that?

You say that like its a bad thing.

 

[eggfella]

“although the cost is going to add up fast!” never passes up a chance to cry poverty & pity-bait. recently saw that one of my trash cousins got her daughter to make a fb post pleading for help with a college fund. the kid is in middle school. i could see ade doing the same thing for each of her mixed-white trash trailer monkeys. zero shame in using their kids to beg for hand-outs

 

[captain_kamala]

“although the cost is going to add up fast!” never passes up a chance to cry poverty & pity-bait. recently saw that one of my trash cousins got her daughter to make a fb post pleading for help with a college fund. the kid is in middle school. i could see ade doing the same thing for each of her mixed-white trash trailer monkeys. zero shame in using their kids to beg for hand-outs

Everything, even holy matrimony, is a chance to save and make money.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

She can use this as lining

Not that you're jealous.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I feel like this is as good a time as any to bring up that Adrienne's creepy brother is or was in a relationship with a woman who literally has a big fucking swastika tattooed on the back of her shoulder and seems to only wear clothing that doesn't hide it. At one point she had the tattoo added to, not covered.

Anyone still have the pics of that?

Need that pic. Sounds pfg

 

[Hoolies]

Need that pic. Sounds pfg

Adrienne's brother's white trash girlfriend

That's not me being racist, that's what she calls herself. Whitetrash1369. Yes, Nathaniel is a super creepy homeless looking dude but that's for another day. This chick looks like dan mullen and keeps her deodorant next to her cooking oil image uploader

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[TorpidSloth]

He also wears a hat at all times because he’s bald. He’s 45, looks 60, but is that insecure.

I forgot, did he wear a ball cap at the altar?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I forgot, did he wear a ball cap at the altar?

I'm not sure but I don't think he did. I also remember predicting that he'd have a realtree camo vest and tie and he just had some fucking horrendous, way too big Value Village suit, which was actually somehow worse than my prediction.