Adrienne's cluttered house now features a budget chicken coop

[captain_kamala]

What will be for sale first?

 

[DougOutDoug]

Say hardware cloth again

 

[captain_kamala]

Open bag of feed partially full $5

 

[TorpidSloth]

One thing she won't be selling are wigs or weaves.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

One thing she won't be selling are wigs or weaves.

You should probably wait 'til right after halloween to make that statement

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What will be for sale first?

Lol how many birds does this dumb bitch have? Because that's way too much space. You're still not free ranging them because they're not getting any sun and they'll just all be fighting eachother in there if they're cooped up all the time. This loser cunt thinks she's going to make money selling eggs lol. She's gonna be selling lash eggs to people. Nobody does this. People get enough birds to give them enough eggs for the week and sell the extras on the side. This is her fucking retirement plan. "We're farmers now. This is a farm. We have 25 diseased birds and accidentally sell fertilized eggs with little gross half formed fetuses inside them." Keeping chickens is easy as fuck by the way, I just have zero faith that these dopes can pull off anything.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Woman who hocks hand me downs is ready to drop 100$+ on some retarded bird cage. Does she know how much money you can get for a chicken? More than used Happy Meal toys.

 

[midwit]

The physical material that comprises hardware cloth is not the issue. The issue is the size of the holes. You can get hardware cloth down to .25 inch, thus preventing smaller snakes.

Also there should be a layer of hardware cloth literally in the ground surrounding the enclosure so as to prevent diggers. It sounds like overkill but just like Patrick, wild animals have nothing to do all day except contemplate food.

And yes, you need to buy the hardware cloth separately. The pre-fab shit with "hardware cloth" is a joke. You can tell by looking at the size of the holes, genius.

Unless you're buying a shit-ton of layers that's wayyyyyy too big of an enclosure. The chickens aren't going to get sunlight in that thing. What you want is a snugger coop and an attached "run" that has a light-friendly ceiling so that it can keep out aerial predators but also allow sunlight. If a bird of prey is circling while they are eating bugs in the "run," the rooster will alert his hoes and they can run safely and securely back into the coop. It's fun to watch.

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

What will be for sale first?

She actually said "we can't really let our birds run free range where we're at." What a disgusting white trash amalgamation of meaning and grammar. This is the woman that Fatrick was salty about losing.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Woman who hocks hand me downs is ready to drop 100$+ on some retarded bird cage. Does she know how much money you can get for a chicken? More than used Happy Meal toys.

If she buys two of those it adds up to $100,000 a year.

 

[quasi101]

i hate this bitch. Imagine "i miss my ex wife"-ing for over a decade for this wisconsin trash.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why doesn't this moron ever Google anything? Like, instead of typing these questions into Google and getting the info succinctly, she asks her dumbass neighbors for advice and handouts like they know any more than she does. "Whatcya need to do is get yerself a coop that holds about fitty chickens..."

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

i hate this bitch. Imagine "i miss my ex wife"-ing for over a decade for this wisconsin trash.

Well, Pat has only had sex with two women so he’s still hung up on his first.

 

[UnPRePared]

Yeahhhhhhhhh, my DAD used to feed us chicken livuhs...

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Why doesn't this moron ever Google anything? Like, instead of typing these questions into Google and getting the info succinctly, she asks her dumbass neighbors for advice and handouts like they know any more than she does. "Whatcya need to do is get yerself a coop that holds about fitty chickens..."

It’s boomer behavior yet she’s early 40s.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Yeahhhhhhhhh, my DAD used to feed us chicken livuhs...

A Gad-get, I remembuh!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Oh also, you know what there's roughly seventeen billion free plans for online? Chicken coops. Kids build them. She literally wants this dogshit over a quality coop that Joeberg could build (and fuck up) with Jon's retard kids. "I need advice on how to build a cheap run, but I need it directly from a local retard who's never had chickens, but his sister in law does."

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

 

[UnPRePared]