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@admin can we take away @Wisconsin.gov's ability to delete threads? He's selfishly shielding the forum from his beatdowns and Patrick like gems

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BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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even the way you say "shut up, nigger" is trifling. You're a trifling petty nothing, and you are upset, lol.
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Edit: seriously, check yourself, dude. You’re coming off like a maniac.
 
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what? ahh, dammit you got me!

Now address the issue...
Time for full disclosure. Save a few, most of you are now noise. I recognize you ofcourse, the dutch, mcgowan, chh, cunt, but the new names and newbies not so much. I've been saying I'm done but am not gone out of inertia, but REST ASSURED, "this" (talking about a fat loser 24/7, and maybe since this year even Nana and the rest) is not what I'm about. I checked out from here, and most of you are below my engagement needs (no homo).

1) bunch of you are followers
2) bunch of you are fakes
3) chocolate hellhole is a coprophilic
4) bunch of you are gratingly stupid
5) Patrick Tomlinson is a LARPER but he is doing better as an overall human than 99%you,
 

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Do you know I could infiltrate any community I set my mind to? Do you know I infiltrated Iranian message boards and convincingly posed as an Iranian to Iranians ;) ?

Funniest line in the thread and everyone just glosses over it. I convincingly posed as an Iranian to Iranians!

as child I was lulzy enough to know its good to be the ONE hypeman for the outcast. I was hyping Dan Mullen from A to Z.

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So what special Iranian secrets did the Iranians tell you? I'm legitimately curious to know what knowledge you gained infiltrating an Iranian messageboard.
The identity I took on was someone with an Iranian dad, and a Faeroese mother, and I supposedly lived in Denmark. Never posted a pic of course. I hated the Islamic regime and was slowly pushing Sunni rhetoric "Hey how come all our scientists and our golden age was before the Safavids?" "We will have more benefits in Iraq if we send Sunni militias there". They had meet ups and always wanted me to come, and everytime was an ordeal to com up with awkward excuses (this was before discord and social media) and decline the invites.

Also was looking for anyone who was "real" and they were all phonies...either Shiite rubes living back home, or agnostics/atheists/commies in the west. It's when I realized the "Islamic Republic" served a sublminal purpose to make Iranians "hate" Islam.

It's why there are more Iranian converts to Christianity than any other group from the region. Their regime is actually made up of Persian Nationalists/Neo-Zoroastrians/Commies/Jews masquerading as Ayatollahs, but in their hearts "hate" Islam. ie, I was at ground zero of TAQIYYA.
 
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Taqiyya = ritualistic/religious lying (to avoid persecution)

So these guys had invite only discussion boards. Mostly dissidents based in EU.

I was definitely, without a doubt, the only non-Iranian in the place of 350-500 posters (many feds/glowies in Tehran or Hamburg, Cologne, etc)
 

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Oh shit right...you too. tbh I liked your @Kisses Cumia handle better than your current one, but when you're right you're right. "posed" as an Iranian without showing my face.

If anyone wants, I can dm you the Iranian geopolitical site, I still have the logins. I even chose the Farsi version of "Judas Iscariot" as my pen name...but yes, I was riling up dumb shi'ites and Iranian agnostics alike, and all the while they thought i was just this "opposing viewer". Iranian agents woking for the regime wanted to know my identity and even tried to meet up with me.

One Iranian "almost" clued in (to me being a sunni interloper) and LARPED as a Sunni convert and wanted to meet me (to of course flip on me and then blackmail me "with arresting my Iranian relatives in Iran" or whatever.) Of course I didnt take them up. It was fascinating to witness my astute awareness of grievances etc. Very "jew-y" of me but I learned alot.

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You are extremely smart. This is also very interesting. Have you considered pitching this high stakes thriller to any film companies?
 
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