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Chill it with the rape threats, my dude.
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It's like Nana and his beer bottles. None exist.
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That's a Dilophosaurus, you asshole!
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He reads Highlights magazine. Paul supplies them but the pages are stuck together.
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She's got the tired, haggard energy of a mom with three pre-school kids; only without the kids or job.
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"Actually, it should have feathers" he snuffled obnoxiously.
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I’m glad you brought this up. This picture of Pat and Niki tells you everything you need to know.
Alcohol is always nearby and a keystone of their relationship. Niki likes to get shitfaced on cheap college kid beer and party with anybody who isn’t Patrick. The glee on her face in those other pics is undeniable, while this one looks like she wants to drink herself to death. She’s even gripping the bottle like a homeless alcoholic as she watches her husband play with a toy.
What does this pic have in common with the Lappening, the Halloween party pic, and the Spock’s brain tshirt pic? Pat being 100% oblivious to the world around him. In fact, 3 of the 4 show his spouse making fuck me eyes (at minimum) at someone else as he grins like a buffoon.
What a miserable existence.
Alcohol is always nearby and a keystone of their relationship. Niki likes to get shitfaced on cheap college kid beer and party with anybody who isn’t Patrick. The glee on her face in those other pics is undeniable, while this one looks like she wants to drink herself to death. She’s even gripping the bottle like a homeless alcoholic as she watches her husband play with a toy.
What does this pic have in common with the Lappening, the Halloween party pic, and the Spock’s brain tshirt pic? Pat being 100% oblivious to the world around him. In fact, 3 of the 4 show his spouse making fuck me eyes (at minimum) at someone else as he grins like a buffoon.
What a miserable existence.
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If he really loved model building why would he try to get a female involved in it, twice, especially when the first time it ended up in complete disaster for him. Women are notorious for ruining fun hobbies. Stupid fuck
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Pat looks like the kind of spaz that gets tube fed and has his diaper changed every hour.
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Reminder that he is not even making these sculptures himself. These dinosaurs and space ships were created by better men than Patrick. All he does is paint the toys and "customize" them with an Xacto knife (poorly, I might add).
Remember those spaceship beds that were the size of Olympic pools?
Remember those spaceship beds that were the size of Olympic pools?
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No, child, I do noT shop for my models aT The big and Tard sTore.
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I dare say she's actually more talented at making models than he is. He sucks even at his own 'craft'. This is Niki's:
She gathered and assembled everything whereas he just paints and wrecks pre-made kits.
Pat sitting there, thinking, 'Everything's fine.. it's just my wife flirting and smiling with another man at another fucking convention.'
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Kike to Patso's right:I dare say she's actually more talented at making models than he is. He sucks even at his own 'craft'. This is Niki's:
She gathered and assembled everything whereas he just paints and wrecks pre-made kits.
Pat sitting there, thinking, 'Everything's fine.. it's just my wife flirting and smiling with another man at another fucking convention.'