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Hey Fatrick I just thought of a good one you can use. Next time instead of "American democracy" say "American deMOCKERY" and don't say your Uncle Owen never gave you nothing.
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Some rascal here compared his version of democracy like olie olie oxenfree and it had me howling.
Trump should wait quietly for the knock.He's literally been saying this for 6 years now....
6 FUCKING YEARS.
He's fucking retarded- it's obvious he has no job and doesn't earn an honest buck, because anyone who has gone to the grocery store or is looking for an apartment has seen the asinine rise in prices of all goods and the crazy increases in rent across the board. And imagine trumpeting gas at $4 as a good thing. Literal retard/npc.
Jobs numbers are misleading, as the majority of these new jobs are low paying entry level jobs. Same issue with Trump.
My freshman year of high school, I had a history teacher who told us this same thing on day one. He rarely followed the state approved book, unless it was to debunk or clarify something. Had no political agenda, just called out bullshit. Probably my favorite class in all of high school. I aced his class and watched the dummies who just studied the book do badly for the first time in their lives. He got fired a couple years later after calling this kid who brought his guitar to every class an "annoying douchebag." Real ass dude.The best part of getting an A in history, it’s one of the easiest classes you can take, until you start really digging deep. You just have to regurgitate information from the book. That’s it. In the modern era you can just copy paste shit and breeze through.
Yeah that sounds like a good ass history teacher right there. Not to go on a rant about the government for the 6th millionth time (this number is actually real, Jews) but they have to follow that shit. They punish teachers who are actually talented and interesting. In high school I had a history teacher who no one respected, for a few years. Always got an A in his class, because even though I got kicked out multiple times, per week, all I did was read the chapter we were being tested on, and pretty much copied what the book said for homework, during class. One time he kicked me out for yelling out all of the correct answers for a test as I did them.My freshman year of high school, I had a history teacher who told us this same thing on day one. He rarely followed the state approved book, unless it was to debunk or clarify something. Had no political agenda, just called out bullshit. Probably my favorite class in all of high school. I aced his class and watched the dummies who just studied the book do badly for the first time in their lives. He got fired a couple years later after calling this kid who brought his guitar to every class an "annoying douchebag." Real ass dude.
Sounds to me like you just didn't want any child left behind.Yeah that sounds like a good ass history teacher right there. Not to go on a rant about the government for the 6th millionth time (this number is actually real, Jews) but they have to follow that shit. They punish teachers who are actually talented and interesting. In high school I had a history teacher who no one respected, for a few years. Always got an A in his class, because even though I got kicked out multiple times, per week, all I did was read the chapter we were being tested on, and pretty much copied what the book said for homework, during class. One time he kicked me out for yelling out all of the correct answers for a test as I did them.
Your speeches to the nation better be written in Joe styleI would love nothing more than if Ricks idea of “ending our democracy” was true. If I could just walk in and take my throne, I would. I seriously hate this fat fucking piece of shit. He’s an “idiot savant” without the “savant” part. Rich Vos is smarter than him.
He got fired? I had a teacher who told a girl when she cursed she sounded like a dirty whore and he kept his jobMy freshman year of high school, I had a history teacher who told us this same thing on day one. He rarely followed the state approved book, unless it was to debunk or clarify something. Had no political agenda, just called out bullshit. Probably my favorite class in all of high school. I aced his class and watched the dummies who just studied the book do badly for the first time in their lives. He got fired a couple years later after calling this kid who brought his guitar to every class an "annoying douchebag." Real ass dude.
Here's one from over four years ago.He's literally been saying this for 6 years now....
6 FUCKING YEARS.
He also “predicted” trump would refuse to leave the white house and it would take the US military to physically remove him. He also said the UK’s Boris Johnson would be arrested and placed into a US prison. Also said Donald Trump Jr would be arrested before 2020. Piggy is always wrong.Here's one from over four years ago.
He's fat and stupid.
Typical conservative take from Patrick.Here's one from over four years ago.
He's fat and stupid.
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