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Just eat something or sleep it off stupid.

Nice half arsed effort from other passengers the morning after trying to spot him.

Joe. Have a few on your boat. Let your scalp down


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Pictured: Florida son, 20, who jumped to his death from cruise ship

Police in Broward County identified the missing man as Levion Parker 20, of North Port in Florida today, after the US Coast Guard abandoned its search in the waters off the Bahamas.
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Probably wasn't trying to kill himself, Dennyster.

Moron had the thought to piss off dad, and was dumb enough to think I'll jump out into the water and they'll have to pick me up HA
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How can you be 20 years old and not realise jumping out of a cruise ship 200 ft from the water at night is an assured death?

Even if they instantly slammed the breaks on (turned the propellers the other way) it would take miles to return to the area, even in clear daylight conditions it would be difficult to spot him.
 
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But most of the 4,000 passengers on board only became aware of the tragedy when the captain broke the news the following morning.

'They announced it over the PA system while we were at breakfast at the entire room went silent,' wrote one passenger on Reddit. 'Then the rest of the cruise felt oddly casual.'
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Did they really have to interrupt breakfast for this? No one wants to hear grim news when trying to enjoy a meal.
 
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SensibleKeks said:
Did they really have to interrupt breakfast for this? No one wants to hear grim news when trying to enjoy a meal.
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Here’s the rest of the Reddit conversation from the article:

Some passengers scanned the horizon for the young man before the ship resumed its journey just before 9am when the US Coast Guard cutter Seneca arrived at the spot.

'The early morning was definitely somber as so many people came out of their cabins to stare at the sea, hoping to be able to aid in finding the person,' said passenger Amy Phelps Fouse.

'It was a sad morning looking out just to see if we come find a clue,' wrote another.
 
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Everything about this is disgusting. Tried to drink with the white folks bc the groids won't accept him, but the whites see him as a charity case and he doesn't belong w/ them either. Impulsiveness of dad gets mixed with the capacity for nihilism/despair from mom. He's from Fl so if he has any reference of Higher Purpose that tells him to keep pushing it's Evangelicalism which means he has nothing to fall back on. Zero chance mom is truly close with either of them as they look nothing like her at all and let's real, she's obv got her own issues to deal with AND she knows once they reach a certain age best case scenario they are somewhat mentally OK but despise her. Imagine the stupid look on her face when they inevitably do the Black Power bit in college.

Ultimately Rosemary's father/the kid's grandfather is responsible for all of this and in a functional society would be charged. Poor kid.
 
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Everything about this is disgusting. Tried to drink with the white folks bc the groids won't accept him, but the whites see him as a charity case and he doesn't belong w/ them either. Impulsiveness of dad gets mixed with the capacity for nihilism/despair from mom. He's from Fl so if he has any reference of Higher Purpose that tells him to keep pushing it's Evangelicalism which means he has nothing to fall back on. Zero chance mom is truly close with either of them as they look nothing like her at all and let's real, she's obv got her own issues to deal with AND she knows once they reach a certain age best case scenario they are somewhat mentally OK but despise her. Imagine the stupid look on her face when they inevitably do the Black Power bit in college.

Ultimately Rosemary's father/the kid's grandfather is responsible for all of this and in a functional society would be charged. Poor kid.
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The nigger father has already obtained lawyers, it’s obviously the cruise ships fault his son has a nigger 70 IQ and jumped to his death at 4am.
 
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Probably going to sue them for selling him alcohol. Your son just died, time to cash in.
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I feel sorry for whatever bar tender is on camera selling him booze. They are fucked.

If that’s what happened, his brother could have just been buying it for him or something.

But yeah, immediately trying to find a way to monetise your son’s death is a very nigger move.
 
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