A muscle in my gooch keeps twitching

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Please under no circumstances should you Google "Chris Chan taint wound"

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Please under no circumstances should you Google "Chris Chan taint wound"

Fool! You know the prophecy, the Un-Clit must never be spoken of... Oops.

 

[alkiefuck2]

Nice mild dehydration, stupid. Drink more water.

This has to be it, I only get that feeling boozing, it's like a sting, thought it was my balls though

 

[lowend73]

Check your balls in the shower, if you feel anything abnormal go get checked out ASAP.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I never said that.

ThaT did noT occur

 

[eggfeller]

it means your hymen is being resurrected

 

[💩💩💩💩]

You don't have to make a thread about every thought that comes to mind.

just like a woman, needing to tell everyone her pussy hurts

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Check your balls in the shower, if you feel anything abnormal go get checked out ASAP.

Especially if you find a pair of testicles, go find a Jewish doctor to lop them off

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Look at the bright side: it's time to sweep the local womens sports divisions. You'll fill up a trophy case in six months, tops. Don't shave, either. You are beautiful and powerful just the way you are.

WWAWD gooch vs taint vs grundle vs other variations? It's always been "taint" for me, "gooch" is more east coast? There was an SNL sketch with Conan that had some great ones, "fleshy fun bridge" is the only one I remember.

East coast here and my preference was and still is grundle. I think because people really started using it more when we were reading Beowulf

 

[Uncle Floyd]

East coast here and my preference was and still is grundle. I think because people really started using it more when we were reading Beowulf

I'm from NJ and learnt taint first, so I use that. Hearing someone explain "It taint the pussy/balls, and it taint the asshole" made me laugh.