A Lady's Inquisition: Is It Too Late For The Pig To Apologize?

[UnPRePared]

So I'm laughing at idiots psychobilly spergouts yesterday, and I show some to my lovely bird. As always, she can't believe the stubbornness of one human being who has put himself through so much just to try and be right - yet proven wrong every time. She feels he should be a case study in psychology classes.

Then she posed a question to me: it's been years of him doing this with us, and even longer before us. Is he past the point of no return? Would an apology do anything to calm the waters now?

After thinking it over, I said no... But then again, look at Joseph Colleen Kumiya. No one here fucks with him like we used to. He's a target still, but more like one just on display to observe. He never really apologized, but he learned his lesson, and I think he has the one thing Pat never will: humility. Joe isn't a good human being, but he's just human enough to understand the joke of it all - he just hates when the joke is on him. While I miss the days he was our Bullseye Bovine, I get why he's not anymore. He learned to let go.

So earn your participation points, fellas. Are we through the looking glass, or glass onion, if you will?

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

You're in mwyyyyyyy fucking house

Joe just stopped being fun. And picking on Ant is just sad, even though I'm desperately trying to get ApartmentBoss banned. It's just that sifting through his twitter is so tiresome I can only bring myself to do it once a month

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Hi Gosia; Patrick is irredeemable and deserves every second of this plague of locusts.

That being said: does Ray got a nice piece? That’s what Scottish guys are known for right?

 

[DanFielding]

Any apology from him would be as sincere as those statements pro athletes release when they get caught saying something racist. He’d claim he was sorry while refusing to take any responsibility for his behavior. In short, fuck fatso.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He’s had enough chances. He’d have to do something spectacular, and even then, people will still fuck with him. All he originally had to do was say norm was funny. He couldn’t even do that.

 

[Will Tate]

Yes, next question.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I answered No that it's not too late only because of the when-pigs-fly aspect of it

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

It used to be said that him admitting he was fat and Norm was funny would end this. Then him admitting Dan's kung-fu was added. But really we're well past that now. This never ends. And it's his own fault.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"psychobilly spergout"

Reverend Horton Teats

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Even if he admitted Norm was funny, that he's fat, that he's a marathon cheater, that he abandoned his daughter, that his wife is a lesbian and stopped being a cunt to everyone on the internet and paid Quasi I really don't see this ending. He's just too much fun. His only real way out would be to become too boring or too sad. Since his low IQ and his persistent need to broadcast his life all day on twitter will never cease, I don't see him ever getting too boring. His only real way out would be to open a pornhub account and post videos of coloreds farting in Niki's vagina. I think by that point I'd be ashamed I know he exists and stop paying attention to him.

 

[Raymond]

Yes. Here's a dramatization of Josiah 6.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Yes it's too late. Here's the most recent thing he tweeted that made me physically angry at him:

I'm not an American, so I could give two shits about who is president. Jan 6th was just a headline to me. But Pat's lack of empathy and celebration of tragic events happening to people that he disagrees with makes me seethe. Even if he apologized and said Norm was funny it wouldn't matter, because he'd tweet something like this out the next day.

Pat, I know you read every thread here. Given your many health problems I'll likely outlive you. I will travel to the US at some point after your death and go on a pilgrimage to piss on your grave. If your cunt wife is buried next to you, I'll piss on her grave a well.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Yes. Here's a dramatization of Josiah 6.

Fawkin love this movie. "See, the truth of the situation you are in Stupid. You are now at the crossroads and you want to not be fat. The fattening was done a long time ago"

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Even if he admitted Norm was funny, that he's fat, that he's a marathon cheater, that he abandoned his daughter, that his wife is a lesbian and stopped being a cunt to everyone on the internet and paid Quasi I really don't see this ending. He's just too much fun. His only real way out would be to become too boring or too sad. Since his low IQ and his persistent need to broadcast his life all day on twitter will never cease, I don't see him ever getting too boring. His only real way out would be to open a pornhub account and post videos of coloreds farting in Niki's vagina. I think by that point I'd be ashamed I know he exists and stop paying attention to him.

He really has to die, after which we'll have a pilgrimage to Hooligans that ends with us drunkenly pissing and shitting on his grave.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

He really has to die, after which we'll have a pilgrimage to Hooligans that ends with us drunkenly pissing and shitting on his grave.

I'm down. We could Pettengill the lyrics to Danny Boy and sing Patty Boy. Then we head down to the Hovel and erect a Bernell memorial. Niki would probably cremate him so we'd have to take turns squatting over the urn.

 

[Jenna]

I remember when that Jussie Smolette shit went down, the cops told Jussie they found the two MAGA guys and had him identify them, Jussie went "that's them" without realizing it was a trap. But Jussie was perfectly content sending two innocent men to prison just to sell his victim narrative. That's Patrick's mentality, he'll write himself a death threat to falsely accuse someone else in the hopes they go to prison for it.

Think of all the women in the world right now who falsely accused some guy of rape. Enjoying their Sunday, preparing for the upcoming week, and oh yeah some innocent guy is rotting in prison because of a lie I told. Whatever, Sunday is MY time to unwind with some wine and Euphoria. That's the difference between them. Joe would buy you a beer and shoot the shit about growing up with Anthony. Patrick would fabricate some lie with the intent of getting you sent to prison for as long as possible.

 

[42069]

Nobody is beyond redemption. With that said Pat will never apologize

 

[guest]

Nobody is beyond redemption. With that said Pat will never apologize

He's beyond redemption, he can stop tweeting and be forgotten, but he is irredeemable.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Great OP mate and interesting take your missus had on Fatrick. My own bird has been asking what I'm laughing at all the time and why am I often saying 'what a fucking spastic'...
So I gave her a quick run down and played her some of the tapes. The one where he is all 'no no no no no baby child... Oh no... Youuuu wil be in jail child... Oh no' and IMMEDIATELY she was like 'so he's super gay and camp then too?'
I went on to show her some of his tweets and pictures of him... She took a lot of convincing that he was 100% serious and for real. She kept thinking he was a troll. Or a character. She lost it when I showed her the pics of Pringle Can...her reaction was 'She was DEFINITELY, 100% fucking Jon when that pic was taken. They were already together. No way they aren't. They are too familiar and comfortable'
When I showed a pic of Nikki and Fatrick she was like 'there's no spark there'

So I explained about the lawsuit and the shit he says like 'actual tough guy' and all his death threats and insane rambling about how he will neutralise threats and only leave 'a clean up'...

She gets why I am part of the community and has laughed at the memes and some of the funny shit you awesome people post but she thinks he is insufferable and wonders how the hell Nikki can get wet over him.
When I first showed her photos of him and of course some of the choice ones, his dress sense was the first thing she picked apart, 'stuck in summer 2004' and said there is nothing whatsoever she finds attractive. Even the 'author' pic. He looks 'smarmy' in that according to her.
She was like 'ugh no, nope I don't see it, the beer gut is a turn off, the chubby cheeks, his haircut, ugh no way'... She even did that like shiver/shake thing!

I will point out that my missus part times as a fitness instructor, that's how we met, and her opinion is 'He's has no shoulders, no chest, flabby arms, no definition, a huge beer belly and man boobs'
'he's fat side of skinny fat' she said. I had if course mentioned his life in Hooligans and she remembered saying 'that's all that sitting, driving everywhere and cheap, greasy fried food and high calorie beer.'

Reckons his cholesterol is high as fuck, that he probably drinks more than he says, has very low fitness and stamina levels, has high blood pressure and doubts, as I did, that he can get it up.

So I asked could she turn him around and get him fit... INSTANTLY she said

'well no, from what you've told me he wouldn't listen to a word I say and tell me everything I said is wrong and I'd be wasting my time'

See Fatrick, even strangers to your saga can tell how much of an arrogant prick you are! My missus isn't a stlaker, has no interest in you, is a decade younger than you, is exceptionally fit,can definitely outperform you in any fitness challenge has been a Suicide Girl and can't find a single redeeming quality about your cowardly fat doughy ass!