A dermatologist weighs in on Pat’s claims about his youthful aspect

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I like your dad.

"Who is this bastard"

I imagine him having a Nick Nolte type tired-of-this-shit voice.

 

[kingship75]

dermatology is one of the hardest specialties to get into.

No shit!?

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

No shit!?

Yes really. It offers probably the best lifestyle of any doctor job

 

[kingship75]

Yes really. It offers probably the best lifestyle of any doctor job

A brothaman learned something today.

 

[eggfeller]

on behalf of an uninsured brothaman can you ask your dad about a painless, not-inflamed lump in the skin just below the lip & how to tell if it’s cancer or not. thanks pal

 

[Will Tate]

on behalf of an uninsured brothaman can you ask your dad about a painless, not-inflamed lump in the skin just below the lip & how to tell if it’s cancer or not. thanks pal

You flip a coin. Heads it's cancer, tails it's herpes.

 

[eggfeller]

You flip a coin. Heads it's cancer, tails it's herpes.

never had sex

 

[Butterknife]

Yes really. It offers probably the best lifestyle of any doctor job

Real Chads become gynecologists.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

on behalf of an uninsured brothaman can you ask your dad about a painless, not-inflamed lump in the skin just below the lip & how to tell if it’s cancer or not. thanks pal

The price of attending those parties at the compound funster.

 

[Will Tate]

never had sex

Then it's cancer, so the only question is do you wanna die a virgin?

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Real Chads become gynecologists.

I can’t imagine anything worse than looking at fat women diseased vaginas all day.

You’d be swimming in pussy at work though since every doctor and nurse you work with is probably a woman.

 

[eggfeller]

Then it's cancer, so the only question is do you wanna die a virgin?

i’ll die as i lived, funster. it was a good run

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I can’t imagine anything worse than looking at fat women diseased vaginas all day.

You’d be swimming in pussy at work though since every doctor and nurse you work with is probably a woman.

Can confirm. One of my wife’s grandpa’s was a gyno and he constantly cheated with the nurses.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

You think you'll be copping up chicks on skin checks, next thing you know it's leathery old bitches and fat sweaty ass cracks

Dude probably clears at least $400k, dermatology is one of the hardest specialties to get into.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

never had sex

You can get it from sucking cock too

 

[chewtoycock]

Can confirm. One of my wife’s grandpa’s was a gyno and he constantly cheated with the nurses.

Must be nice having a built in excuse for why you come home smelling like pussy every day.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I sent these photos to my father who is a dermatologist

I’m curious what you thought he’d say about Pat’s pigmentation. He doesn’t seem to have hyperpigmentation but the dark circles are growing more striking every time a new photo comes out. Ditto the battle his face is losing to gravity. Those jowls are going to be brushing against his tits soon.

 

[guest]

Damn it, boy. I'm a doctor, not a veterinarian!

 

[RobertMewler]

Dude probably clears at least $400k, dermatology is one of the hardest specialties to get into.

Yeah but how many bathroom sinks does he have??

 

[eggfeller]

You can get it from sucking cock too

Sucking cock is sex, child. I’m sorry you’re so stupid.