A day in the life of a boomer cow with half his teeth missing

[RoTheHo69]

We already know he's a top sailor from his days cruising big apple ranch.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Nice small 3rd class cabin stupid

 

[Keith Robinson]

Now, I'm no doctor, but Joe's throat sounds like trouble. Goddammit, what a scummy man. Merry Christmas Mr. Douglas.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I started the video with the sound off and I was wondering why Joe wasn't rambling nonstop from the moment the video kicked off. Figured out I had the volume down and as soon as I turned it up there was a steady stream of Joe explaining a bunch of monotonous loser shit.

And he cleared his throat 100 times, Jesus the man needs a lozenge

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

He eats his slop in the galley with the Filipinos.

I noticed he cut off as soon as soon as he reached the "dining" area.

And he cleared his throat 100 times, Jesus the man needs a lozenge

That will be the Legionnaires' disease as the ducts in Joe's tiny cabin are pumping out dust and bacteria all over him day and night.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

"durrr durrrr mooo mooo 3 football fields long."

Just say 300 yards you old stupid fucking toothless retard.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

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Nice ring you fucking bum. Glad your pedophile brother is broke you bald scumbag.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

"The crew gets to walk outside in areas that are not accessible to passengers."

Good old Joe. He always has to make it seem like he's winning in some way. Those "areas" are the dirty and dangerous working parts of the ship, Joe. The passengers aren't missing out on some "backstage" experience, you dumb heifer.

Also, he probably has to wait till 3 to have lunch as they don't want any paying customers to have their lunch ruined by seeing the oaf who played guitar while they were waiting for their table at dinner the night before shovelling plantains into his face.

Everything is always a great personal triumph for Joe. He's aimlessly waddling down a damp service hallway, and pretending he's an "all access" rock god, seeing wondrous things the regular losers never get to experience.

My favorite line..."there's a big boat". Yes, a large ship in a port...there's something you don't see every day.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

passengers are jealous they can't access the first level of HALO 1

 

[TorpidSloth]

Everything is always a great personal triumph for Joe. He's aimlessly waddling down a damp service hallway, and pretending he's an "all access" rock god, seeing wondrous things the regular losers never get to experience.

My favorite line..."there's a big boat". Yes, a large ship in a port...there's something you don't see every day.

It's things like this that drive home what an unworldly, sheltered yokel he is. He thinks that, because he's from Long Island, he's experienced in the ways of the world, but he's basically a hick. A hick who's never held a real job, so trash.

 

[guest]

Anyone else notice OnA posting is back? Joe on his cruise, Anthony's stupit girlfriend...

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[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Anyone else notice OnA posting is back? Joe on his cruise, Anthony's stupit girlfriend...

You workin again Joe?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Him saying 'laminex' is infuriating. Just say keycard or ID, stupid.

 

[Dennyislife]

Him saying 'laminex' is infuriating. Just say keycard or ID, stupid.

I think he meant to say laminate because i have never heard that word and Google says it's a kitchen surface