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A day in the life of a boomer cow with half his teeth missing

RoSmokedCrack

I was chest-bumped, alroight!
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I saw 1 white crew member.

How many years has this bum been wearing this SOA merch shit for?

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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He clears his throat roughly a thousand times over the course of that video. His voice is all weak and shakey. Poor fucker's blowing himself out on this cruise.

Also, you can take the Joe out of New York but you can't take the New York out of Joe. "Behind you" "You want me to slide by?" Just wait a second until they move out of your way, Joe. Nobody wants some fat old bum squeezing past them in a narrow corridor dick-to-ass.
 

TorpidSloth

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"The crew gets to walk outside in areas that are not accessible to passengers."

Good old Joe. He always has to make it seem like he's winning in some way. Those "areas" are the dirty and dangerous working parts of the ship, Joe. The passengers aren't missing out on some "backstage" experience, you dumb heifer.

Also, he probably has to wait till 3 to have lunch as they don't want any paying customers to have their lunch ruined by seeing the oaf who played guitar while they were waiting for their table at dinner the night before shovelling plantains into his face.
 

RoTheHo69

I was sad at him.
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"The crew gets to walk outside in areas that are not accessible to passengers."

Good old Joe. He always has to make it seem like he's winning in some way. Those "areas" are the dirty and dangerous working parts of the ship, Joe. The passengers aren't missing out on some "backstage" experience, you dumb heifer.

Also, he probably has to wait till 3 to have lunch as they don't want any paying customers to have their lunch ruined by seeing the oaf who played guitar while they were waiting for their table at dinner the night before shovelling plantains into his face.
He eats his slop in the galley with the Filipinos.
 
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