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what kind of life is Dan living
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A Dan on the Inside?
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I'd say the same, but I'm also here
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Anything Dan is planning….he’ll fuck up. Again.Our late eeeggsiled podcast host has left an interesting message on the KF thread:
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Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic
People say Ethan Ralph is a hog, but to me he looks like the round orangutan from the monke meme. The real prize pig is Pat. He has the face, complexion the nose, the ears, and holy shit, that voice. Ethan Ralph is more of a lazy fat porker, allowed to grow and become wrinkled. Fat is what...kiwifarms.net
Anyone aware of a GenCon Discord group with Piggy in it? Has Dan found the scoop that will re-ingratiate him with the rascals? Or will they mock him even harder for teasing content again but on a different site? All this, and more, on next week's episode of Columbobo!
(Dan, that's a portmonneau of and reference to Columbo and Daniel "Bobo" Kurland. The former was a crime drama series during the 1970s. The latter was a character on The Opie & Anthony show, best known for his 48 dick surgeries and ownership of a schnoodel named Mr. Maloonigans)
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He got banned from the cool kids' table in the cafeteria so now he's trying to be the king of the dorks' table even though he used to shove them in lockers.