A "bully" broke Pig's arm because he wouldn't shut his fucking mouth

[Guyincognito]

Sounds like he fucked around and found out. I thought he had to remind people who the fuck he was and why it is always ill advised to "step up".

I'm no psychologist (and even if I was I probably still wouldn't have $17k in the bank) but this has to be the reason for the Actual Tough Guy™ and 80s Action Movie Quotes characters he does on twitter.

It also explains why he hates all the conservative Christians from his home town, sjw atheist pat was a smug little bitch and there were consequences.

Whoa, we’re reaching terminal Patricia reference concentration in this post. Still, I agree that he’s a puss. And fat.

and gay

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I'm sure Fat never had vivid and graphic revenge fantasies about his tormentors. Nope. Absolutely not.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

My only real experience with bullying was when I had a Senior decide he had a huge problem with me Junior year, but he was all bark and no bite, so I started picking at his psychological scabs everytime he started in with barking. I had a girlfriend, he was one of those "none of these ugly bitches are good enough for me" types, so I'd ask out the popular girls in our class on his behalf. There's no counter whatever to that except more hollow threats of violence. Even the teacher found the bit funny.

The other thing I did was casually threaten to date his little sister next year when he went to college. I'm gonna pop her cherry in your bed, asking him to deliver messages like "hey how has your week been" to her and then pressing him for her response. Dude never laid a finger on me and eventually stopped barking.

 

[Will Tate]

I'm sure Fat never had vivid and graphic revenge fantasies about his tormentors.

Or Adrienne and PCJ.
Or women in MAGA hats.
Or businessmen grabbing a drink after work.
Or women who allegedly try to talk to him at the bar.
Or Donald Trump and every other Republican politician and news commentator.
Or Quasi.
Or _______________________________________________________________.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Yet another “I’m an expert on this subject because (this) happened/I know someone” Tweet that he always uses to either prove he knows best or win an argument.

So transparent for someone so rotund.