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65 year old boomer passive aggressively complains about his lodgings, gets a spot in guest quarters for his last 5 days

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whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb

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Homer's Nose Whistle said:
Spends 90% of his "adventure" in a broom closet and then gets to sleep in a bare bones hotel room for the last 5 days - "I must be doing something right".

He really is the epitome of the expression 'ignorance is bliss'.
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Joe not realizing that if he bitched this much at the start he could have had this hotel room the whole trip.
 
Torque’sHeadBump

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
I know that's not a great room or anything, but it's enough to keep Joe happy for 5 days so this is a fucking terrible development.

I feel like we made it to the finals and lost.
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Don’t lose hope, brothaman. Joseph lost. He tries to play it off like he got one up on the cruise company but remember the fact that he’s 64 fucking years old, on a cruise ship, making peanuts. He lost half his teeth (a cool 9,000$ replacement), is overdue on his phone bills and other shit he hasn’t bothered to moo about.

So he got a nice room for the last few days. Good for him, because his old ass is gonna need all the sleep he can get. When he gets back home he’ll have to “work” three times harder just to break even.
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
I know that's not a great room or anything, but it's enough to keep Joe happy for 5 days so this is a fucking terrible development.

I feel like we made it to the finals and lost.
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No way, I guarantee if he wanted to do another cruise they would tell him to fuck off. He's been nothing but a pain in the ass and rule breaker this whole time, they all hate him.
 
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Torque’sHeadBump said:
Don’t lose hope, brothaman. Joseph lost. He tries to play it off like he got one up on the cruise company but remember the fact that he’s 64 fucking years old, on a cruise ship, making peanuts. He lost half his teeth (a cool 9,000$ replacement), is overdue on his phone bills and other shit he hasn’t bothered to moo about.

So he got a nice room for the last few days. Good for him, because his old ass is gonna need all the sleep he can get. When he gets back home he’ll have to “work” three times harder just to break even.
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He got yelled at for gambling on the boat
He got yelled at for eating at the buffet
And he blew 50 bucks on a cab to a closed casino
 
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I'd wager that he went to his boss and blubbered about his "health" and how he "wasn't feeling well" and they gave him some shitty unused room to shut him up for the rest of the trip. The way Joe can turn the most mundane, gay things into a massive personal triumph is just amazing. "They must have recognized my talent and value"...sure they did, Joe, sure they did.
 
TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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866-Ron-0-Fez said:
I just want him banished to a hammock in the engine room. Or marooned.

@Wigger Can't any of your pirate cohorts do anything?
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I've seriously been considering having a hammock for sleeping in and a bed for fucking in. Like year round I will have a room with a hammock in it. My stupid fucking skeleton hurts all the time, B.
 
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