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62 year old boomer paedo lusts over a 17 year old

EllenTorquehorn

looking for a vehicle
Those tits are the reason I've never noticed her wonky eyeball until just now.
"Uh, just one more thing, sir - when you were sucking on my nipples, I noticed that you started with the left breast. Now, you're right-handed, correct?"
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Monk

A reminder. He was grooming this nutty whore. From when she was 15-16 years. He was in his 40s.
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Hate to even seem like I'm defending the old chimo but he didn't groom her. Didn't need to because she was fucking obsessed with him before he ever knew who she was. Nana was her weird ass way of rebelling against her liberal parents and NYC private school.
 

bumbum8

It died on the vine
A reminder. He was grooming this nutty whore. From when she was 15-16 years. He was in his 40s.
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You couldn't paint a better picture. It really does have it all. Anth's discount funeral home zoot suit, the girl all dead inside, that's one part. It's the random chair and of course that fucking disaster of a closet in the background that ties it all together.
Seriously, was this the only place they could find to take this photo? They couldn't close the door? Usually prom photos are taken outside next to the limo or in front of the house. What reason would there be to not have their daughter displayed next to the Count outside?
 
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You couldn't paint a better picture. It really does have it all. Anth's discount funeral home zoot suit, the girl all dead inside, that's one part. It's the random chair and of course that fucking disaster of a closet in the background that ties it all together.
Seriously, was this the only place they could find to take this photo? They couldn't close the door? Usually prom photos are taken outside next to the limo or in front of the house. What reason would there be to not have their daughter displayed next to the Count outside?

The sun would kill the Count.
 
A reminder. He was grooming this nutty whore. From when she was 15-16 years. He was in his 40s.
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The next show after this creepy ass photo he was so proud of himself talking about showing up to her prom and the disgusted faculty refusing them both entry for this stunt. Yeah, so funny that a gross lecherous pedo was trying to slither his way into a high school prom.

Anthony lost a lot of his fanbase during this era. "SelfCuttingGirl" was during this time too. It wasn't a shock value character for the show anymore. He really was grooming kids and fucking at least one of them. Remember, he would post pictures after he would pick her up from school and they were always sexual, such as just her pantyhose and short Catholic School uniform skirt. The comments were a mix of horror and revolting old men begging for more and calling him a stud. Patrice really should have put him to sleep.
 

Zombie247

Go work. Get Sandwiches
The next show after this creepy ass photo he was so proud of himself talking about showing up to her prom and the disgusted faculty refusing them both entry for this stunt. Yeah, so funny that a gross lecherous pedo was trying to slither his way into a high school prom.

Anthony lost a lot of his fanbase during this era. "SelfCuttingGirl" was during this time too. It wasn't a shock value character for the show anymore. He really was grooming kids and fucking at least one of them. Remember, he would post pictures after he would pick her up from school and they were always sexual, such as just her pantyhose and short Catholic School uniform skirt. The comments were a mix of horror and revolting old men begging for more and calling him a stud. Patrice really should have put him to sleep.
This was one of Melissa (The Model) friends. Originally from his Moby Pictures account. Class act. I'm guessing late teens/ early 20s
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