5 years ago we lost Carl "The Mad Cuban" Ruiz.

[TorpidSloth]

If that was anyone else's IG, you'd assume they'd collected stock images of their favourite cheeseburgers and maybe gone to Wendy's for a Baconator in order to celebrate "National Cheeseburger Day." I believe Carl went to 6 different places and ate 6 cheeseburgers on September 19th, 2019. Then, just two days later, his heart exploded.

 

[Andy Elliott]

Carl fucked Ms Chipperson

 

[Nana Cumia]

Carl fucked Ms Chipperson

Why is the toilet seat up?

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

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Why is the toilet seat up?

Good catch.

 

[turdstew]

His last full day on this earth he has some fried chicken, a beef sandwich, fries covered in gravy and crab cakes. That's after having a hot dog and doritos on the train

 

[TaintofGeorge]

Rest in Piss

 

[CapeVerdean Porch Pirate]

His ex-wife was pretty cute.

Big tits

 

[Cuphead]

Who knew chain smoking and poor diet would kill you young

 

[WifeStoreWill]

HOW DID IT HAPPEN???

oh, right

 

[Stent]

DIIIIIIIIP in peace.

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

He fucked Ms Chipperson he will always be alright in my book

I don’t get the refence, can you explain?

 

[DooDooBrown]

Who knew chain smoking and poor diet would kill you young

Hey show some respect, he was also a raging cokehead too.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

He chain-smoked Marlboros, drank like a fish, snorted rails and ate like this

Goodnight, sweet Prince.

but did he have any bad points?

 

[TorpidSloth]

but did he have any bad points?

Big dichotomy between his name and appearance. You hear "Carl Ruiz" and expect to see a guy who looks like a lightweight prize fighter, not an antisemitic caricature on a Nazi propaganda poster. Not his fault though.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Carl did gave me a bit of a wake-up call (even though it took a couple years)... I never really went bad in the food, but went kinda deep in other stuff, I commit to tha bit!

it's odd 'cus some people prefer me as a drugged-off lunatic (& I like to please), but instead I'm mostly now just a randomly moody sober(ish) person

 

[Andy Elliott]

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

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Sherrod is so lucky that he’s Chris Rock’s cousin.

 

[Imager]

He’s #ruizing up in heaven

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

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Why is the toilet seat up?

I only wish for one reason... but perfection is rare, so who knows

 

[Andy Elliott]