41 year old alleged heterosexual man - "It's a miracle everyone my age isn't bi as fuck"

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Tweeted twice because he's a dumb cunt

 

[Will Tate]

Fat faggot.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Is he saying that he wanted to fuck Keanu Reeves and Brendan Frasier as a teenager? Is that what he's going for there?

Fuck me, just come out of the closet already, you goddam queer.

 

[guest]

Wait, what???

 

[guest]

such a try-hard progressive weirdo.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Fishing for likes

 

[guest]

Is he saying gay people are made, not born? Oh.... sweety.... no...

 

[HotDogJoe]

such a try-hard progressive weirdo.

He thinks the more unafraid he seems of being seen as gay, the more macho/hetero it makes him look. Except all the times he has to go out of his way to let people know that he's a straight, boring, white cis male.

His brain is a diseased pile of mush.

 

[Clint Ruin]

It's almost 2022, you can just admit you're attracted to guys, Rick. It would sell you as a progressive better, actual progressive call you out on your bullshit lip service, time to up your game.

 

[captainjapan]

Is he saying gay people are made, not born? Oh.... sweety.... no...

I thought he was saying he's a cocksucker.......

 

[captainjapan]

He thinks the more unafraid he seems of being seen as gay, the more macho/hetero it makes him look. Except all the times he has to go out of his way to let people know that he's a straight, boring, white cis male.

His brain is a diseased pile of mush.

He drives a six cylinder mustang, we know he's homoqueersicle

 

[HotDogJoe]

It's almost 2022, you can just admit you're attracted to guys, Rick. It would sell you as a progressive better, actual progressive call you out on your bullshit lip service, time to up your game.

Mama Raven probably fucked him up completely as a teenager. Told him she'd kill herself/him if he ever came out as gay, so he's lived a life of shame and deep seated anger due to living a lie. She's probably a horrendously vicious person; way worse than we even imagine. There has to be some explanation for why he's such an irredeemable piece of shit.

The above is just a personal opinion that is almost certainly true. Hello Patrick

 

[Raymond]

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

George of the Jungle is the superior Hot Brendan Fraser

 

[peckafacce]

Pat its okay, if you want to suck cock, go ahead and do it. No one cares anymore.

 

[captainjapan]

But Fatrick remember, no celebrity is gonna let you use your dick holster on them. Better off hanging out behind a dumpster at your local Roy Rogers.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

No children, I'm merely secure enough in my heterosexuality that I have no problem commenting on how extremely fuckable Keanu was and still is.

 

[guest]

Some women can be bi. They're visual and sensual bit they generally insert personally tailored emotion into sex more than men.

Every man who claims he's bisexual is actually a homosexual. Men are far more visual and sensual when it comes to sexual partners. Emotion usually only comes into play with long term partners. If you can get an erection for another guy, you're gay in my book. Nothing wrong with that. But own it.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

If Rick is gay I hope he never enjoys the freedom of coming out of the closet and embracing who he is.

 

[Will Tate]

This is but one of many of the contradictions inherent in Pat's manufactured online persona: the ruggedly-handsome man's man pussy-slayer who's totally an ally of homosexuals, except for when he tries to imply homosexuality as an insult when debating those he disagrees with, then being a fag is a bad thing, child. He'll decry Milo Yianeedapronouncablename in one Tweet then spend the next twenty lecturing 17 other malcontent degenerates and 40K bot accounts on why parents are evil for not taking their children to pride parades.

Stealthy Geek is an ally to the increasingly-degenerate homosexual agenda; Patrick S. Tomlinson hates fags and will never miss any opportunity to use that as a weapon against you. He started his Twitter account thinking it would be the phone booth that would turn him from Clark Kent into Superman and it broke his fucking mind.