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It’s just an old Technicality Tomlinson straight out of the books. 10% income tax to the feds, 5% to the state of Wisconsin, and 25% of his after-tax earnings to alcohol sales tax at Hooligan’s. The other 60% goes to Taco Tuesdays and the alcohol itself.There's no way that's true unless he's counting federal, state, county, city, sales, gas and any other tax he can think of.
He wants you to think he's making enough to be in a high tax bracket (this would put him in the highest, actually it's higher than the highest) but we obviously know that isn't true.
No Uncle Sam, child. I did noT pay you anything this year, because you are noT owwwwed anything. Hush now38-40% of 0 is still 0
People who are in the highest tax bracket normally don’t live in duplexesPeople who are in the highest tax bracket don’t live in 150 year old slums next to a halfway house, with a predatory interest only mortgage for credit delinquent dindus
It really can't be overstated how much of an absolute retard this guy is. The marginal rates only apply to income in excess of the income bracket associated with that rate. Anyone who pays taxes would know this. Just look at your tax forms.
You would have to make such an insane amount of money to actually pay that much in taxes. Professional athletes and elite level engineers who makes millions per year probably pay 40% in taxes. The latter would probably be smart enough to get their company to compensate them in a way that reduces or defers their tax liability.
Nor do they live in Milwaukee unless absolutely necessary.People who are in the highest tax bracket normally don’t live in duplexes
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