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That's why I try to stick to bass when I'm in the kayak. They can't bite you. They can still stab you with the spines in their fins though. I'm always worried about catching a pike or something and dropping it between my legs (it happens) and having it mutilate my genitals.They’ll bite your nipples!!! My cousin had to get stitches one time from a small lake fish biting his off
I was only jokin' but goddamn, that's way too young to be rotting his mind on electronic appliances. The best gift you can give him is to punch his parents in the face for being such fags.He has one already voice messages me on it all day (spoiled) he refers to it as his “brand new iPad” after he smashed the old one
He’s got 2 fingers and a brain I suppose but I’m not trying to turn him into a faggot
You're right. My buddy's ex had a 4 year old son who LOVED fishing, it's all he wanted to do, but it always stressed me the fuck out because he always wanted to cast it himself and he couldn't so it always ended with him getting shit for almost hooking himself or someone else because he tried to cast and just swung the hook around wildly when he was specifically told not to.In all seriousness, shit like fishing rods and outdoorsy stuff are great but a 5-year-old is probably a bit too young to really be interested in that. Best to wait a few years with that or shit like tele- and microscopes when the kid has matured a bit more to develop actual interests and appreciate them a bit.
I'd give him some Legos or shit like that. Creative, mind-stimulating things that are still mostly toys.
Walleyes will spike ya the northerns bite ya and then you get the eel pout that’ll wrap around your arms and bullheads and fuck em allThat's why I try to stick to bass when I'm in the kayak. They can't bite you. They can still stab you with the spines in their fins though. I'm always worried about catching a pike or something and dropping it between my legs (it happens) and having it mutilate my genitals.
YepI was only jokin' but goddamn, that's way too young to be rotting his mind on electronic appliances. The best gift you can give him is to punch his parents in the face for being such fags.
I think that’s why you get a zebco but yeah gotta slap em down if they can’t run it rightYou're right. My buddy's ex had a 4 year old son who LOVED fishing, it's all he wanted to do, but it always stressed me the fuck out because he always wanted to cast it himself and he couldn't so it always ended with him getting shit for almost hooking himself or someone else because he tried to cast and just swung the hook around wildly when he was specifically told not to.
. My old man had me super advanced at 4 and I’m wondering why this kid isn’t sharper but I’m 36 and still spinning my own life’s tires so what the fuck do I know anyway I just want to give him something that might leave a mark or spark an interest
That's what he had, he still couldn't get how to cast it and he'd end up letting a bit of line out and then it'd get wrapped around the rod and the hook would spin around dangerously close to his face. I also don't even have kids but I was basically this kid's babysitter. My buddy and the kid's mom would be arguing and being cunts to eachother just totally confident that I was going to keep this kid from poking his eyes out (which I had to) and catch him by the overalls when he almost fell into the water. I had to yell at the fucking idiots when he almost fell in. They had no idea it even happened.I think that’s why you get a zebco but yeah gotta slap em down if they can’t run it right
Cant go wrong with a zebco closed faced spinning reel. The thing about getting a kid a pole is the parent still has to take the kid fishing so I hope they enjoy fishing too. Otherwise it will just collect dust in the garage.I think that’s why you get a zebco but yeah gotta slap em down if they can’t run it right
Yeah ok that’ll be me in this scenarioThat's what he had, he still couldn't get how to cast it and he'd end up letting a bit of line out and then it'd get wrapped around the rod and the hook would spin around dangerously close to his face. I also don't even have kids but I was basically this kid's babysitter. My buddy and the kid's mom would be arguing and being cunts to eachother just totally confident that I was going to keep this kid from poking his eyes out (which I had to) and catch him by the overalls when he almost fell into the water. I had to yell at the fucking idiots when he almost fell in. They had no idea it even happened.
That’s for the public school system to provide I’m trying to go the other direction hereA child aimed lgbt book about being a tranny.
Ping pong game?Teach him the basics of cooking. Measurement, timing. Bake small cake or cookies.
That ping pong ball cup game. Teaches him Accuracy, distant, angles.
SNES Or Mega Drive/Genesis Mini. History. He will learn how great it was in the 90's
Streets of Rage 2 🫡. Or Splatterhouse 2.
He'll love it
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Helluva drugYou’re 36 and never learned what a run-on sentence is?
Forget the kid, get yourself some remedial classes at sylvan learning center.
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