23 and me

[TorqueWheeler]

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I'd like to do it but being half Italian I'm worried it'll come back like this.

 

[Turry]

I already know what kind of mutt I am

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

My mom and an aunt on my dad's side did them. I'm proud to say it was all white europeans with no nigger or jew DNA in there.

 

[Not-a-nasty-street-shitte]

Just be prepared to potentially finding out family secrets and hidden relatives.

I have a new brother thanks to him matching with my dad's 2nd cousin.

 

[DMbA]

It's the same with tattoos

You are fucking yourself and paying for it

Gay

 

[guest]

It's the same with tattoos

You are fucking yourself and paying for it

Gay

Please explain why. They say they dont give your shit to law enforcement.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

The law enforcement sharing hardly matters by now. If you killed some ho 30 years ago you get popped for it today because your fat cousin Deb wanted to find out if she's really 10% Choctaw like she tells everyone.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Protect and retain your precious bodily fluids, ned.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I wouldnt do it but I already have a few family members that used one of these companies so my DNA privacy is basically compromised.

 

[Bam's Wrinkled Thumb]

Please explain why. They say they dont give your shit to law enforcement.

Yeah but Israel...

 

[DMbA]

Please explain why. They say they dont give your shit to law enforcement.

Doesnt matter and I assume most of us here ain't rapist but what's to be gain from knowing how much you got nigger blood in you? I can think of a lots of other ways to waste money on

 

[Dennyislife]

One of my dad's cousins, who I have never met and didn't even know about, traced the male line on my dad's side back to the 1600s

I know my grandma is 100% Italian but I guess beyond her parents it's tricker although I know they have looked into it same with my grandfather's line

I am not sure what a 23 and me type test could tell me that's better than census records. I know the jobs they had going back hundreds of years in my dad's side.

I guess for people from war torn countries it immigrants like Americans there's something if they are completely clueless about their history

 

[Voscabulary]

according to my mum, I'm british, irish, and german. I'm sure there's a load of other random shite mixed in, but I don't care if I'm 0.2% spanish or whatever. funny story, my mother threatened to divorce my dad when he jokingly mentioned having a black cousin. she was serious, too, until he insisted he was just taking the piss. they were married for 5 years by that point

 

[Dennyislife]

according to my mum, I'm british, irish, and german. I'm sure there's a load of other random shite mixed in, but I don't care if I'm 0.2% spanish or whatever. funny story, my mother threatened to divorce my dad when he jokingly mentioned having a black cousin. she was serious, too, until he insisted he was just taking the piss. they were married for 5 years by that point

Your mother is a retard. A black cousin would be because the blood relative had a kid with a black person. Your dad should have slapped sense into her

 

[Voscabulary]

Your mother is a retard. A black cousin would be because the blood relative had a kid with a black person. Your dad should have slapped sense into her

you're okay with race mixing and have the audacity to call my mother retarded

 

[Dennyislife]

you're okay with race mixing and have the audacity to call my mother retarded

Because she is. Who cares what some cousin is. You can go your whole life without seeing them and in one or two generations they are essentially complete strangers

So yes. Mother is a dumb dumb

 

[Voscabulary]

Because she is. Who cares what some cousin is. You can go your whole life without seeing them and in one or two generations they are essentially complete strangers

So yes. Mother is a dumb dumb

the whole point of that anecdote was how funny it is that my mother was behaving so ignorantly and irrationally, then you come in acting like a professor for making that obvious observation. you are such a daft cunt lmao

 

[PogromStallone]

Only time you should willingly give your DNA away is in a paternity test or to prove you did not commit a crime.

 

[Dennyislife]

the whole point of that anecdote was how funny it is that my mother was behaving so ignorantly and irrationally, then you come in acting like a professor for making that obvious observation. you are such a daft cunt lmao

I am sorry. I just couldn't help pointing out you came out of a thick as shit woman

Only time you should willingly give your DNA away is in a paternity test or to prove you did not commit a crime.

What if you have a uncle you suspected of crimes that you didn't like and this was a chance to get him caught? That's quite a funny bit when that happens

 

[PogromStallone]

What if you have a uncle you suspected of crimes that you didn't like and this was a chance to get him caught? That's quite a funny bit when that happens

I'll allow it.