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Ray, you mention "petrol" and "Walmart" in the same breath. You are truly a trans-Atlantic individual!You know that he's never done anything to keep up or improve the suspension, probably is late on oil changes with the shittiest oil possible, and uses the worst petrol to run it.
He calls it his baby and leaves it outside for the elements to destroy it.
The tires are probably some type of Walmart special that he got with a coupon. And I bet my left nut the rims are plastic.
If he takes this kind of care of a car he talks up, thank fucking God he never raised a child... Child.
Ray, you mention "petrol" and "Walmart" in the same breath. You are truly a trans-Atlantic individual!
I wish I had a comedically obese friend like that.[MEDIA=youtube]KFGtfuR2dqg[/MEDIA]
God imagine if environmentalists were to tweet these facts at Rick. It might really grind his gears. Obviously here at this forum, we don’t condone such behavior.That's six-and-a-half times around the Earth; more than half way from the Earth to the Moon.
The EPA gives his car about 15 MPG for city driving; they also state that each gallon of gas burned releases 20 pounds of CO2 (partly from the oxygen it picks up when it burns). That's on the low end, as it doesn't cover drilling/transportation costs.
That's 1612.57 US tons of CO2, from one vehicle, for one man.... who works from home! Even when he goes out he just goes to Hooligans, a couple of blocks away.
What happened to "Believe the Science", Pat? IsCOVIDglobal warming now just a ruse pulled by rich white men like Elon Musk and Bill Gates?
How are you going to explain this to your daughter, Pat - because I bet she's all-in with the Save the Planet movement.
I wish I had a comedically obese friend like that.
He most likely bought it with 145k on it already making it affordable for him, with 162k on it mechanically its less than worthless for parts if junkedYea, Spoiler alert, his car isn't as Cherry as he thinks. Also he didn't even get the highest end Mustang available that year, the Shelby GT500. Probably because his poor ass couldn't afford it.
i'm a "Loser Sociopath with No Job" according to pat but even in fair condition my car is worth more than 3x what his shitbox isHe most likely bought it with 145k on it already making it affordable for him, with 162k on it mechanically its less than worthless for parts if junked
I'm a "Loser Sociopath with No Job" according to pat but I own two Lexus RX 350s and an entire housei'm a "Loser Sociopath with No Job" according to pat but even in fair condition my car is worth more than 3x what his shitbox is
I guess you're a much more successful unemployed basement dweller than I am. You must Own the PanerasI'm a "Loser Sociopath with No Job" according to pat but I own two Lexus RX 350s and an entire house
Regional Manager, my niggaI guess you're a much more successful unemployed basement dweller than I am. You must Own the Paneras
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