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Not only is the car shit it’s obviously uncomfortable for him to drive in it. No wonder he’s a miserable cunt.Most men don't sit with their knees pinned together due to having balls.
Jesus Christ nobody talks like this. Also “old girl”? Isn’t that ageist? And why does the car have to be a girl? What if it doesn’t want to be a girl? This is NOT OK, child!
He acts like it’s some amazing performance car yet is too poor to put premium gas in it.You know that he's never done anything to keep up or improve the suspension, probably is late on oil changes with the shittiest oil possible, and uses the worst petrol to run it.
He calls it his baby and leaves it outside for the elements to destroy it.
The tires are probably some type of Walmart special that he got with a coupon. And I bet my left nut the rims are plastic.
If he takes this kind of care of a car he talks up, thank fucking God he never raised a child... Child.
Now I'm picturing him tweeting "cyberstlaker account. Report and block" while driving. Safe really isn't his speed
Stealthygoogoo busted a rib
That was the first thing I thought when I saw that, I've never seen a man sit behind the wheel like that. I think Judith forced him to sit down to pee.Most men don't sit with their knees pinned together due to having balls.
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