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"But why that username? I'm not fat."
"No not at all, but I have to blend in."
"I don't get it. Why not something like Cyber Criminal Darknet stlaker??"
"Hm. I really don't mean any offense to it. You're not that fat, it's just a screen name to make them think I'm one of them."
"I'm not that fat?"
"I mean, oops, I meant that you're not fat at all. Piggy is just a cheeky name that I think they'll take a liking to and offer some inside info to me..."
"Cheeky? Are you working with Leslie?"
"No. Pat. I'm just going to go with the name Piggy Tomlinson. OK? I've been doing this a long time and I understand these people."
"You don't understand them like I do."
"All right Pat. Hey, I gotta run... I sent the invoice to you today, btw. Plz send payment to my Venmo."
"Goodbye, child."
"Jesus what a fucking fa------" *Zoom closes*
"No not at all, but I have to blend in."
"I don't get it. Why not something like Cyber Criminal Darknet stlaker??"
"Hm. I really don't mean any offense to it. You're not that fat, it's just a screen name to make them think I'm one of them."
"I'm not that fat?"
"I mean, oops, I meant that you're not fat at all. Piggy is just a cheeky name that I think they'll take a liking to and offer some inside info to me..."
"Cheeky? Are you working with Leslie?"
"No. Pat. I'm just going to go with the name Piggy Tomlinson. OK? I've been doing this a long time and I understand these people."
"You don't understand them like I do."
"All right Pat. Hey, I gotta run... I sent the invoice to you today, btw. Plz send payment to my Venmo."
"Goodbye, child."
"Jesus what a fucking fa------" *Zoom closes*