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Do some more pinch harmonics you fucking fake ass tough guy.
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Zakk Wylde fucking sucks!
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My former neighbor was an old biker that used to love blasting butt metal like this while looking at me like "So, isn't this great?". His taste in music stunk, but I enjoyed hanging out and drinking beer in his garage while hearing about all the illegal shit he would do. RIP Steve. Real ass dude, real ass neighbor. He was also a low level "shock jock" in my area. Never heard of Opie and Anthony although he knew who Florentine was lol.
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any clips of his show on the line?
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No, unfortunately. He was on a pretty obscure station doing overnights back in the 90's ala Opie's Nighttime Attitude. Always wondered if he had tapes of them somewhere. Him dying was pretty depressing. Drank himself to death. Seeing the coroner's van bring the body out and then a giant dumpster full of whatever his ex wife didn't want to keep, while Mexicans came at night digging through the scraps like vultures. A real sorry way to go.
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Fawk.
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Black Label Society is embarrassing garbage. Zakk Wylde is probably a decent knucklehead but the pinch harmonics spam is genuinely less grating than Merzbow, who I like.
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Some decent stuff in the Ozzy days, but still probably only like his 4th best guitarist.
BLS is slop.
BLS is slop.
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yeah, drink's a rough one. I stopped 'cus some enzymes had gone all outta wack, you can be fine for a long while but then it takes a hard downward cascade, I only discovered it because of something else & would've still been fine for a good while (Polish genetics) but fuck that.
Didn't Sam Roberts have a 'Zack Wylde' tattoo?
EDIT: or was it Jack White? I dunno. Similar letters, so allow me
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Rob Zombie, who he liked because the intro to a wrestling show was a White Zombie song.
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I tapped out of Zakk Wylde's autobiography. It was kind of like Norm's book where you aren't sure if he's embellishing a real story or if he's just making something up to try to be funny, except not funny. He constantly talks about his wife shoving things up his ass or him sodomizing his bass player. He has the brain of a 12 year old and he writes exactly like he speaks. "The goddamn motherfuckin wife comes in and shoves her whole goddamn motherfuckin fist up my goddamn motherfuckin shitter." He's basically Chip Chipperson. "So me and Father Rob goddamn motherfuckin Zombie stole a golf cart and we were riding around Ozzfest throwing goddamn motherfuckin rocks at the fans' heads as hard as we goddamn motherfuckin could! Running them over and shit. Then Brother JD, the goddamn motherfuckin Goose, came outta nowhere and shoved his whole goddamn motherfuckin hand in my shitter and lost his watch up there."
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I do like how he was considered to join Guns n Roses and it basically boiled down to "this guy will end up putting Axl in a coma."
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I had two buddies that made a band and their two main influences they tried to inject into the band was a misfits/danzig vibe and black label society. It was so embarrassing to call them friends at the time
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He also has a Jack White one because he's a fag
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you play? I'm self-taught... which means I play some right wrong shit, I'm a noodler... but I'm starting to learn some theory - probably a bit too late but I got some good riffs for the looper (just like Eric)
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I haven't played in a long time but yeah i can play.
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Zakks a fag but Pride and Glory is an untouchable album
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The penis thing was just him saying crazy shit like he always does and it being taken literally by like Rolling Stone fags or something. It was right after he got sober too. I told everyone I know like it was a fact that Zakk Wylde had a 10" pecker and had 4" amputated, leaving him with the pecker of a mere mortal... See?
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My stepsister was like "That's not even possible" and I was like "just because you work in the medical field doesn't make you an expert, you CUNT BITCH