Youtube tutorials hate thread

[RobertMewler]

I often have to turn to a video tutorial if I need help figuring out a knitting stitch or embroidery technique, etc. You're forced to look at others' hands when it comes to these kinds of tutorials.

I cannot stand it when people have either; Indian accents, shitty accents of any other kind, ugly fingernails/knobby/black hands. SORRY!

Look at this shit:

You are dreaming if you think I'm going to watch this woman walk me through a crochet tutorial with those fugly old knuckles and nasty nails.

I just want to learn from a generic white person with pleasing hands.

Also, fuck off if your intro starts with a quirky, happy, "Hi, guys!!!" and takes 3 minutes of blather before you teach me what I came to you for.

 

[guest]

Lol, damn Mew's! The hate really does run strong through you!
Lol

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Do they ever have that HALALALA shrieky music on in the background

 

[RobertMewler]

Do they ever have that HALALALA shrieky music on in the background

Yuck. No, thank god.

But there are lots of videos with super gay background music like this which get me all stabby:

 

[guest]

Theres a guy on youtube who does progtamming tutorials who is a complete fucking fraud. I can tell because he doesnt talk like he has innate knowledge; its like he just read or watched another tutorial and is regurgitating that.

I have no solid proof of this but Id wager it's true. And nobody in the comments notices, they all think hes a genius. Hes a fucking hack.

This fag:

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[Meownaw]

I'm more simple and refuse to watch women on youtube.

 

[JamieConway]

It sure gets my goat when I need a quick computer tutorial and a street shitter's voice pops up.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Just remember to smash that like button and subscribe

 

[HotDogJoe]

Jesus those really are some horrendously fugly hands. Who knew Gollum was into knitting.

 

[guest]

It sure gets my goat when I need a quick computer tutorial and a street shitter's voice pops up.

Hello friends

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Hello friends

hallo buddy

 

[Snake]

I often have to turn to a video tutorial if I need help figuring out a knitting stitch or embroidery technique, etc. You're forced to look at others' hands when it comes to these kinds of tutorials.

I cannot stand it when people have either; Indian accents, shitty accents of any other kind, ugly fingernails/knobby/black hands. SORRY!

Look at this shit:

You are dreaming if you think I'm going to watch this woman walk me through a crochet tutorial with those fugly old knuckles and nasty nails.

I just want to learn from a generic white person with pleasing hands.

Also, fuck off if your intro starts with a quirky, happy, "Hi, guys!!!" and takes 3 minutes of blather before you teach me what I came to you for.

Nice soggy dumpling hands you fucking monkey.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

"Oh great! Here's a video on exactly the topic I need to learn!"

"WHAT'S UP YOUTUUUUUUBE! "

 

[UnPRePared]

I often have to turn to a video tutorial if I need help figuring out a knitting stitch or embroidery technique, etc. You're forced to look at others' hands when it comes to these kinds of tutorials.

I cannot stand it when people have either; Indian accents, shitty accents of any other kind, ugly fingernails/knobby/black hands. SORRY!

Look at this shit:

You are dreaming if you think I'm going to watch this woman walk me through a crochet tutorial with those fugly old knuckles and nasty nails.

I just want to learn from a generic white person with pleasing hands.

Also, fuck off if your intro starts with a quirky, happy, "Hi, guys!!!" and takes 3 minutes of blather before you teach me what I came to you for.

The scent of your hatred towards others is intoxicating.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I immediately click-off of any JewTube vid that starts of with "Hey, Guys, what's going on!!"

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

The best part about YouTube removing dislike is you can't see there was 2 likes and 2000k dislikes on the tutorial now so it's a big win for curryniggers

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Every time I need to fix something electronic or want a computer tutorial, it's always some pooskin mumbling and shaking the camera.

While we're at it, where we at with online recipes? It really gives me the red ass when I'm trying to look up a recipe for chicken cacciatore and I have to scroll through 6 paragraphs of some women rambling about her grandmother before I can even get to the ingredients.

 

[RobertMewler]

Every time I need to fix something electronic or want a computer tutorial, it's always some pooskin mumbling and shaking the camera.

While we're at it, where we at with online recipes? It really gives me the red ass when I'm trying to look up a recipe for chicken cacciatore and I have to scroll through 6 paragraphs of some women rambling about her grandmother before I can even get to the ingredients.

Yeah, that's a new thing with recipes. I have no idea how it started but I hate it. Your best bet is to download a few good cookbooks (for free) and just use them:

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[FatPatsBaps]

I'm tired of watching tutorials, on anything, with some shitty generic royalty-free hip hop beat that sounds one of J Dilla's leftovers.

 

[RobertMewler]

I'm tired of watching tutorials, on anything, with some shitty generic royalty-free hip hop beat that sounds one of J Dilla's leftovers.

YES. There's a sound a lot of those videos use which kinda sounds like a cricket. I wish I knew what that was so I can more accurately direct my hate.