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Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

My name's Henry. And you're here with me now
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I wouldn’t say it’s consumed my life. I often forget about Patrick. Then when I remember some of the antics I laugh or smile. It’s just a part time hobby, Pat. You need to relax. No one is stalking you. We’re basically just fans
I check in probably 2-3x/day. Once in the morning, then once or twice in the evening. If something is happening then I'll hang longer but I probably waste 15-20 mins/day max. Meanwhile, he's constantly checking Twitter and this place to see if there are any records that need correcTing.
 

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I check in probably 2-3x/day. Once in the morning, then once or twice in the evening. If something is happening then I'll hang longer but I probably waste 15-20 mins/day max. Meanwhile, he's constantly checking Twitter and this place to see if there are any records that need correcTing.
I work from home, so I always have some entertainment running in the background. Sometimes it's MST3K, sometimes it's Little House on the Prairie, sometimes it's Fat Faggot with Bitch Tits and His Pedo Pals.
 
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Hi Pat. I laugh at you several times a day, usually while shitting or just generally having nothing better to do. You are ridiculous. I'm younger, thinner, far better looking and much, much, much richer and generally more successful than you in every way. I also have a daughter but I see her every day and spend quality time with her daily. I also provide for her in terms of food, clothing, activities and private schooling etc.

And I'm not an outlier. There are many like me who never actually contact you directly but just enjoy laughing at you on here. Because you really are ridiculous. And fat. Just a fat, ridiculous joke. And please don't kill yourself. Stay alive. Look after yourself and keep providing this primo LOLCOW milk.
 
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I check in probably 2-3x/day. Once in the morning, then once or twice in the evening. If something is happening then I'll hang longer but I probably waste 15-20 mins/day max. Meanwhile, he's constantly checking Twitter and this place to see if there are any records that need correcTing.

I wouldn't even call it "waste. I . have. nowhere. else. to browse, child.

And the ribs feedback lets me know if I still got it, Thus then allowing me to be crass and witty with civilians IRL.

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