"You're going to need a diaper in prison after the Aryan Brotherhood receives my orders to rape you" - Azon Battalion member Patrick S. Tomlinson 🇺🇦

[Diaper Based Economy]

Disclaimer: I found these in a fortune cookie! Don't shoot the messenger.

Awesome great, but lets see them fly in the mud:

Your death warrant is already signed, stlaker. Put on your diaper and say your prayers

-Patrick S. Tomlinson

 

[guest]

Reminder that the police are worthless and incompetent but also we’re all going to prison.

 

[Niki]

Is roy nikis brother?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Reddit needs to include Joe in these posts

 

[guest]

Another five years and Pat might actually be funny

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Is roy nikis brother?

Her dead father. Died of brain cancer. Seems to have contracted such when his daughter started dating Piggy. Coincidence?

 

[fusciasomething]

Change your number you fat fool.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Change your number you fat fool.

100 texts per dav from reddit vs changing a number. That's a tough one maaaan. Plus Dan Mullen and that judge guy would just find it again through legal means involving interfering with courts.

 

[DIAPER_PATRIOT]

I certify this as Triple-A Extra Stinky Quality Diaper Faggot Posting™. TYFYS. Diaper Faggot Rick is pissing and shidding his diaper.

Stay Stinky, Patriots!

 

[Harry Powell]

I cannot imagine replying to that in a group chat

 

[JamesJCrowe]

grandma balls busted my ribs

 

[DIAPER_PATRIOT]

Zelensky confirmed DIAPER FAGGOT? He likes groping men's buttcheeks while wearing leather tights and gay erotic bondage gear. At one point here he even drags his poopy butt on the floor like a dog with an itchy ass. I think it's diaper rash.

Putin's fascism will be defeated by the Diaper Faggot Rick army using poopy diapers and water balloons. My man Commander Rick Tomlinson is always thinking three steps ahead with his diaper game.

edit: Zelensky and Rick will also use the penis piano as a stealth weapon in addition to their diaper artillery. Moscow is doomed, children.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Is there like a suggested reading thread for this bit? I've been lingering plenty long but I missed this one.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Is there like a suggested reading thread for this bit? I've been lingering plenty long but I missed this one.

No idea but the classics are great:

Patrick says a diaper will go to prison

found this on reddit, the diaper of the internet... these diaper guys dont let up

pfgforums.com

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Rick Tits and grandma balls really tag teamed the old ribs.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

The fact he responds to these will never fail to make me laugh.
Laughed out loud at the one where he calls the Redditor “clinically insane” a great variation to his copy and paste.